Ugh Keith O - snails are gastropod molluscs - not "slimey crustaceans"

jpak

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Tue May-19-09 09:31 PM
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Ugh Keith O - snails are gastropod molluscs - not "slimey crustaceans"

just sayin'

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valerief

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Tue May-19-09 09:39 PM
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1. Maybe Hannity will go for escargoting instead of waterboarding. nt

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jpak

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Tue May-19-09 09:47 PM
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2. Freedom Snails!

:evilgrin:

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parasim

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Tue May-19-09 09:50 PM
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3. well, they might not be crustaceans, but they are slimy... nt

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jpak

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Tue May-19-09 09:59 PM
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4. snails are lophotrochozoans - crustaceans are ecdysozoans

wrong clade

wrong phylum

what next?

baseball games with touchdowns, blue lines, 3 point jump shots?

more evidence our civilization is in decline...

pisses me off

that is all

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hfojvt

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Tue May-19-09 10:06 PM
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5. what the heck is a clade?

Do they make those room deodorizers from France?*1

Did they sing the song "Run, Run away"?*2

*1 That would be Glade

*2 That would be Slade

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jpak

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Tue May-19-09 10:55 PM
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11. a clade is a group of species that includes an ancestral species and all its descendants

Edited on Tue May-19-09 11:03 PM by jpak

slade is a band that induced inebriated college freshman to smash their dorm-room furniture in 1973

...not that there's anything wrong with that...

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jgraz

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Tue May-19-09 10:37 PM
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6. I heard that. I wonder how much mail he's gonna get on that.

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Occam Bandage

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Tue May-19-09 10:39 PM
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7. I don't like snails or lobsters. Fuck 'em both.

You want my respect? Grow a goddamn spine. Or at least a notochord.

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jpak

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Tue May-19-09 10:43 PM
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9. "fuck 'em both" FYI.....there are laws against that

and they enforce them in Dixie...

:eyes:

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Canuckistanian

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Tue May-19-09 10:40 PM
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8. Mollusc, crustacean... they're both good with garlic and butter

I'm an equal opportunity consumer of both.

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jpak

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Tue May-19-09 10:44 PM
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10. agreed

:toast:

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emilyg

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Wed May-20-09 12:19 AM
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12. Yummy.

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Berry Cool

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Wed May-20-09 06:19 AM
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13. It wouldn't be the first time he got an animal description wrong.

He constantly refers to chimpanzees as monkeys, while viewers remind him in vain, they're not monkeys, they're apes.

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