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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:09 AM
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I'd like to ask a fucking question....
...or at least two.

WHO THE FUCK IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND WHO THE FUCK IS A WAR CRIMINAL TRYING TO PREVENT AN 'ARYAN NATION BITCH' TATTOO ON HIS FUCKING POSER, SCRUB ASS?



Well, MediaWhores, can you answer the question?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:10 AM
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1. That's not a question about fucking at all.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:11 AM
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2. It isn't...I'm confused
I'm also confused as to why the type is so big.
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:12 AM
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3. To get the goddamned point across.....
....
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 AM
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11. Words are the same if they're typed big or little
Edited on Fri May-22-09 11:15 AM by HarukaTheTrophyWife
I like little. Like me. I'm little.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 08:58 AM
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34. The type is big
but I still don't get the post.
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Statistical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 09:14 AM
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38. You really can't tell Obama & Cheney apart? You need glasses then.
Hint: Cheney is the robot.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 10:17 AM
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42. OK.
Thanks.
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votingupstart Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:21 PM
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20. i still dont know what you are talking about? seriously
i really dont
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Butch350 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 08:57 AM
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33. What point would that be?
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EPIC1934 Donating Member (172 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 09:16 AM
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39. across a testing range?
?
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 AM
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12. Penis issues
Big type...little shlong. He probaby drives a Corvette, too.

.
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:16 AM
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14. Reverse that, and I drive a sensible Saturn....
...thanks for playing.
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Butch350 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 08:59 AM
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35. There's the problem. Saturn. Aviation? Head in the clouds?
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 07:45 PM
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15. Corvette? Why not a bus?
:shrug:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 06:26 PM
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48. Hey, i drive a bus
a 77 VW bus, Westphalia camper. Well, i drive it on vacations anyway.


and to the OP, instruction manuals are out there, JOY OF SEX, etc. You can find instructions if you are in need. But in my own experienced opinion, when the occasion arises believe me, you will find the way.

it's not rocket science, and ten times more fun than any launch/touchdown.

ymmv
dp

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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:12 AM
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4. bwaahahahaa
:spray:
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:12 AM
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5. LOL, I was going for the snark too but you beat me to it. :P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:13 AM
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7. Not even close. I'm very disappointed.
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:18 PM
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17. Actually, the part about the 'Aryan Nation Bitch Patch' could well be construed
as having to do with some sort of 'fucking'.
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Occam Bandage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:13 AM
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6. No fucking involved. Very disappointing.
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:15 AM
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13. I used the word....
...'fucking' as a modifier. If the subject was about the sexual act I would have restated it.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 AM
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8. K&R for the use of the word "fuck".
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 AM
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9. The fun's over. No sex threads.
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rufus dog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 11:14 AM
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10. A good rule of thumb for Fucking questions.....
always use protection


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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:22 PM
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22. Expletive prophylactics?
I never use 'em.

Like trying to smell a rose through a gas mask.
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:14 PM
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16. I'm lost. I thought I was in the lounge.
:yoiks:
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:19 PM
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18. Here's my answer:
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:21 PM
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19. If you had actually asked a fucking question I most likely could have answered it.
I've had considerable experience in fucking.

Since you're not asking a fucking question, I can't help you. Sorry.

sw
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:27 PM
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25. wait....what?
:rofl:
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 01:03 PM
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46. Well, hello...
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Towlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:21 PM
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21. I've been trying to start a thread that gets 5 recs and makes the home page. Is this how you do it?
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:30 PM
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27. Oh man, I have no idea what's goin; on....
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rosesaylavee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:24 PM
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23. Wow. This has been up all day and there still isn't an answer?
:popcorn:

I am concerned. Will we ever know?
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:26 PM
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24. Wait, who wants a tat?
Who will scrub his ass?
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:28 PM
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26. Oh damn, I thought Skinner lifted the ban on sex threads.
What a let down.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-22-09 10:32 PM
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28. I'll bite.
Some Dick.
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Fly by night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 06:55 AM
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29. One more internet gangster wannabe typing like convicts talk.
I thought we had flushed this way of communicating on DU a while back.

Oh well, maybe we'll just do a bit more flushing around here.
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 07:01 AM
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30. The answer to the first one was in all the papers not too long ago.
No clue as to what you are typing about in the second one.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 07:39 AM
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31. Well, it does have the obligatory gay sex reference.
So maybe it is a question about fucking after all.
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 08:28 AM
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32. I beg to differ
Prison sex is not "gay sex." It is an opportunistic act of violence and domination with a person who is available. It has nothing to do with being gay. Please don't perpetuate that myth, which plays right into the right-wing agenda that claims gay people are violent rapists.
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 10:16 AM
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41. Gee, consider me chastised.
Thanks for clearing up that difference. I really don't understand gay sex after all. I'm glad there are people like you around to set me straight.
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 12:49 PM
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43. No need to be snotty
It's just that the myth is so firmly placed in people's mind that violent opportunistic sex = gay sex that it's important not to reinforce it, even without meaning to.

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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 01:03 PM
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45. Yes. Otherwise I might offend myself.
And THEN where would we be?
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 01:06 PM
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47. YYSSW n/t
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GA_ArmyVet Donating Member (304 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 06:40 PM
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49. Damn Thats funny..well at least to me anyway
I love man who is not afraid of making fun of things instead of being perpetually offended by everything.
Damn funny
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Butch350 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 09:01 AM
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36. K and R...into the shitcan!
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jehovas_waitress Donating Member (86 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 09:13 AM
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37. ? ? I read it three times. I still don't know what the question is. NT
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EPIC1934 Donating Member (172 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 09:29 AM
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40. Got decoy?
If Obama or Harry Reid or Hillary Rodham Bush would say War Criminal softly even... to twenty million poeple at a time.. if they would do something real to stop the war instead of choosing corporate whores like Rahm Emanuel to put it on life support, THEN

many people wouldnt need to pont out the Democrats enableing and disempowering actions....

AND MAYBE YOU WOULDNT NEED TO USE BOLD FUCKING HEADLINES TO PRETEND THAT THESE CORPORATE DEMOCRATS ARE REALLY OFFERING CHANGE GIVEN THE OVERWHELMING % OF PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST WAITING FOR THEM TO OFFER ANY KIND OF AN ALTERNATIVE INSTEAD OF JUST NOMINATING A GOLDMAN SACHS HACK TO GIVE BILLIONS MORE TO BANKS WITH VIRTUALLY NO STRINGS , ESCALATING WAR IN A PLACE WHERE NOBODY HAS WON SINCE BEFORE ALEX THE GREAT, AND LEAVING 60,000 TROOPS IN IRAQ UNTIL THEN NEXT EXCUSE FOR A MCBIPARTISAN SURGE AND RAISING THE PENTAGON (50% OF ALL THE WORLDS MILITARY SPENDING) BUDGET BY 4% OVER PSCHOLUNATIC BUSH'S BUDGET.

Watch the informed criticism of my spelling and caps.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-23-09 12:58 PM
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44. ...
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