New game! Find the craziest post on Rapture Ready and link it for us!!

The game is simple.

Find the craziest post you can on the Rapture Ready message boards, link it here, and let everyone laugh over it. Make sure however that if your joining that you try not to post duplicate links. You can of course use the replies of the fundies in this game, not just the original posts in the thread.

Go now, and let forth the lulz.

from
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

:wow: :crazy:

Imagine what the daughter is going to think when she looks back on her childhood: "My parents were crazy."

:eyes:

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!


Or possibly your son is gay. Does she really think that her son has a girlfriend that she has never met or heard about is up in his room? And leaving dirty magazine with men in it under his bed?

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?


Yes, THAT is fucking scarey!

pnorman

I find that, um, interesting.

LOL

When someone says happy holidays or another religion is given respect.