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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 07:52 PM
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I know how to end all war.
Edited on Tue Jun-02-09 07:53 PM by armyowalgreens
Yes, it is true. I have found the solution to all conflicts, occurring now and in the future. No longer will we have jihad. No longer will wars be waged for profit. Our species will see a wave of tolerance.

People will understand all things. Ignorance will be a thing of the past harked upon only in history books.


The solution, my friends, is simple....






























A face that could end all wars. We must drop Bassett hound puppies, wearing parachutes, out of C-130s into conflict zones, areas of intolerance, and places of economic depression.









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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 07:53 PM
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1. I'll fight you for that puppy...
K&R
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 08:01 PM
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3. Shit...
Well we'll have to ship in a whole lot of weed so you'll be too lazy to fight.

Problem solved.
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 08:22 PM
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6. Don't forget the chips, salsa, and cookie dough. Chocolate chip
Oh yeah and the pizza. Red Baron's okay I guess...
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 07:55 PM
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2. naah, there would still be wars.
The wars would be caused by a massive shortage of mops, needed to clean up the oceans of doggie-drool that Bassetts are known for emitting.
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 08:04 PM
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4. Undoubtedly, it would be cheaprer and more effective than dropping bombs.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-02-09 08:16 PM
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5. Hey man, if all those uptight world leaders were like, smoking weed all the time...
...there'd be no wars and no bloodshed, man. It'd be, like, this big worldwide lovefest with peace and music and pizza and donuts and chinese food and...

...aw man, here come the munchies again.
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