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Kadie

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:17 PM
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OK. Now Caption this * pic

Edited on Wed Apr-04-07 05:20 PM by Kadie

President Bush talks to military personnel and families during a visit to Fort Irwin, Calif., on Wednesday, April 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Francis Specker)

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070404/480/5dddd550f1cd4c7db4258027a07f0f71

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HCE SuiGeneris

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:19 PM
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1. Please oh Jeebus, let me be able to

learn how to stand.

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JuniperLea

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:20 PM
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3. Heal me, Jeebus! Heal me!

hahahahha!

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Phredicles

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:20 PM
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2. "Please don't tar and feather me..."

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JuniperLea

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:21 PM
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4. Please dear God don't let 'em shoot me in the back

While I stand here for this photo op!

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shaniqua6392

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:21 PM
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5. Dear Lord........

Please help me say all my words right.......Please make sure none of these families say anything about leavin' Iraq.......Oh, and God...Please help me take over the world. AAAAAAMEN...

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Kikosexy2

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Wed Apr-04-07 06:07 PM
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21. Please Satan...I

mean Lord Almighty...let me continue with my evil murderous deeds...er I mean help the good people of Iraq...and bomb the sh*t out of Iran and steal their resources...I will obey your commandments..in Dick Cheney's name..er I mean Jesus' name...amen!

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CrazyOrangeCat

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:21 PM
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6. "Dear, Sweet Chocolate Jesus . . .

. . . er, I mean, heh-heh. I didn't really just say that, did I?"

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Rock_Garden

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:43 PM
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13. Oh, too good!!! n/t

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Kurovski

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:21 PM
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7. "Lord Jesus, help me pray the gay away!"

Edited on Wed Apr-04-07 05:25 PM by Kurovski

(insert dreamy pic of Jeff Gannon in lower-right corner.)

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bicentennial_baby

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:22 PM
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8. Dear Santa, for Christmas I reallllly want

a red Rider BB Gun, but my Mom says I'll shoot my eye out, like Uncle Dick...

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sniffa

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Wed Apr-04-07 06:03 PM
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20. nice try LiebraL

uncLe dick nearLy shot someone in the face - he never Lost an eye.

is there no Line you america haters won't cross?

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bicentennial_baby

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Wed Apr-04-07 06:14 PM
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22. FReeper troLL!!1!11!

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BuyingThyme

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:23 PM
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9. May the terrorists I just hired keep you busy.

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Rosa Luxemburg

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:26 PM
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10. I look like a fish out of water

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:32 PM
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11. "Mah brain snaps shut, real tightifyed like this here"

Edited on Wed Apr-04-07 05:32 PM by SalmonChantedEvening

"And nothin gets in or out"

:)

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BringEmOn

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:34 PM
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12. "Gott Mit Uns".

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mentalsolstice

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:49 PM
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14. Dear Lord, please don't let 'em frag me!

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kirby

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:51 PM
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15. If there is a God, when I open my eyes, Republicans will control Congress

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hogwyld

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:52 PM
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16. Dear Jeebus

Please don't let the evildoer Dems ship me and my cabal to The Hague...

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Rock_Garden

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:58 PM
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17. Oh, Lord, please smite Nancy Pelosi, and Rosie O'Donnell, and

all the Democrats in Congress, and the Democratic Underground, and Bill Clinton and his uppity wife Hillary, and Barack Obama, and John Edwards, and Dennis Kucinich, and Keith Olberman, and that meddling 9/ll Study Group, and Patrick Fitzgerald, and Molly Ivens (oh, nevermind, she passed away), and all those who speak truth to power, and all the gubbermints who do not respect my authoritie. And Lord, if you don't restore me to absolute power, I may need you to smite yourself, too. Love ya, Lord, W.

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riverdeep

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Wed Apr-04-07 05:59 PM
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18. 'President Bush was seen on

Wednesday, playing craps with American world standing. He was heard muttering 'Come on lucky sevens!'

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sniffa

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Wed Apr-04-07 06:02 PM
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19. president bush pratices tai chi before taking

an unscripted question.

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rebel with a cause

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Wed Apr-04-07 07:36 PM
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23. Now I lay me down to sleep.

I pray the lord my soul to keep.
and if I die before I wake
I pray the lord these people he will take
instead of me. hee hee hee

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TahitiNut

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Wed Apr-04-07 07:41 PM
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24. "Mama Stay"

... think about it ... think about it ... {rimshot}

:rofl:

Clue for the clueless: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namaste

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stlsaxman

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Wed Apr-04-07 07:41 PM
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25. "Can't Ah PLEEEAASSE get a round of applause from you soldiers?!?!?" n/t

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