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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:23 AM
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"a unicorn pooping on the street"
I just watched, on CNN, President Obama giving an amazing speech.

The commentators on CNN gave it good marks, as even did Morning Joe and company. (No comment yet from Starbucks headquarters.)

Then I flipped the channel over to Fox. Jonah Goldberg said the speech was like "a unicorn pooping on the street." :wtf:

Having no idea what he was talking about, I still think that would be exceedingly shallow commentary if it came from a serious news outlet.

I think those Fox asses are even starting to lose their mojo with my fellow rubes down here in Alabama!
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:25 AM
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1. It's not exactly big news that Goldberg is an idiot.
Why do you listen to him? Why must you repeat his bullshit here?
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:28 AM
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2. I listened to him because I heard him
And I repeated it because I wanted to mock him.

Do you mind?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:37 AM
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12. Yeah. A lot. Fortunately, the software on this site makes it easy to avoid.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:41 AM
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14. I'm on to you!
And fortunately, since you have me on ignore, you'll never know. BWHA HA HA.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:25 AM
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26. sigh... not ignore.
Keep watching Fox News and giving us the transcript. I'll not be among your audience.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:29 AM
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27. I'm not looking for an audience
I'm just looking for friends.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:44 AM
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29. you consider "a unicorn pooping on the street," a transcript?
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:28 AM
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3. WTF that's just a RIDICULOUS remark, obviously
the ramblings of a brainless lunatic. :crazy:
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:33 AM
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6. I kinda wish I had heard the lead-up
But it probably wouldn't have made a difference in my comprehension of that particular comment. :)
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:30 AM
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4. Note to Mr. Goldberg
Edited on Thu Jun-04-09 06:30 AM by ck4829
Smoking crack and then trying to make a critique of someone else's speech is never a good idea.

Just sayin'.
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:32 AM
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5. Me too. He said he'd feel safer in a world WITH nuclear weapons.
Where'd they find this idiot?
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:34 AM
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8. in Luciannes's private parts, originally
Or so I'm told. :)
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OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:33 AM
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7. I was just thinking....
after seeing "Good Morning America" interview Hannity, asking his thoughts about the speech --



:wtf:


Since when did things degrade THIS much that they ask any asshole for an opinion about major events rather than journalists, historians, etc?

I don't care what Hannity/Coulter/Beck/et al have to say...I also don't want to hear KO or Rachel interviewed about Obama's speech on network news.

Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one.
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:34 AM
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9. Even for Fox, that shit is retarded.
Do you have a link to some video by chance? I need to see this to believe it.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:36 AM
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10. no
It was just on tv a few minutes ago.
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armyowalgreens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:37 AM
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11. Damn. Well let's hope someone records it.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:01 AM
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23. I have nothing to do with Crooks And Liars
Edited on Thu Jun-04-09 07:01 AM by Syrinx
But I would hope and predict that they'll have a clip tomorrow later today. If not, check Youtube. :)
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CJCRANE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:39 AM
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13. Crazy nonsense unicorn.
I'll give you unicorn. Unicorn right on your behind. Craziness.

:silly:
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:42 AM
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15. I just registered the domain "unicornrightonyourbehind.com"
Not really.

So it's still available. :)
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OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:45 AM
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20. CJCrane + Syrinx = DUzy alert!!!
:rofl: :applause:
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:44 AM
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16. funny, Fox News is like a day care center full of toddlers playing with their own poop
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StClone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:44 AM
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17. That really frosts my brownies!
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:45 AM
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18. he planned to say that even before Obama begin to give the speech
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:45 AM
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19. The biggest nerds in the Universe populate Fox News.
Goldberg is exemplary of the kind of dweeb who goes on Fox News and tries to bad mouth saner, smarter people. You know he was getting wedgies until he was well into his twenties.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:47 AM
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21. please don't insult us nerds!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 06:48 AM
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22. Unicorn poop is more precious than gold
And more highly valued than doughy pantloads.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:09 AM
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24. In that a real case of a heretofore fictional animal pooping on the street is a big news story...
They might have gotten it right.

-Hoot
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:17 AM
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25. The first question I have for you is:
Why in the world would you ever turn your TV to Faux "News"?

I'm kind of baffled.
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:33 AM
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28. because I want to see what the crazy people say?
What is the deal with some of you? If we ignore them, they will go away?
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:01 AM
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32. I have you people to tell me the idiotic things they say
You get high blood pressure. I don't.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:50 AM
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30. Well, no matter what Fatboy Goldberg says, I'd say it was a rare and amazing thing.
And if I saw a unicorn taking a crap on the street, I'd grab a trash bag and scoop up that poop--I'll bet I'd have the best roses in town!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 07:52 AM
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31. I saw two minutes of that half of the Douchebag Duo
Where was Stephen Hayes?

Anyway according to Goldberg Obama is against democracy and said so in the speech

:shrug:
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:05 AM
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33. Don't Unicorns poop rainbows? It must have been colorful.
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 08:24 AM
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34. Jonah Goldberg poops from his mouth.
"...unicorn pooping in the street." Are we sure this guy isn't a tweaker? That's some messed up shit (no pun intended).
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:09 AM
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35. FOX is NOT a news source!
Calling itself "FOX NEWS" is no different from "The Onion News Network" - neither is reporting facts. One big difference - The Onion has redeeming qualities.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:36 AM
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36. Now, there's a simile you don't hear every day.
I wonder what they think it means, since it has no particular meaning to me.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-04-09 09:39 AM
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37. In some cultures, a unicorn pooping on the street is considered good luck.
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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