Densest element discovered

*A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
"Bushcronium." The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These
particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact
with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons
in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity or
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass".

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that
radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since
it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

2W + 4FN = SP + C02 + heat

2 Bushcronium molecules + 4 FoxNewsium molecules = Spinium + Carbon Dioxide in a highly exothermic reaction (tons of hot air)

DBDB

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