If John Edwards were to make a "Come Back" will he be as insufferable as Newt FUCKING Gingrich?

devilgrrl

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:04 PM
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If John Edwards were to make a "Come Back" will he be as insufferable as Newt FUCKING Gingrich?

Edwards cheated on his one and only wife. Gingrich cheated on all three of his, hasn't contributed one positive thing to humanity, caused nothing but grief for the nation and doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon.

How do we go about getting rid that jackass?

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cali

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:07 PM
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1. silly post.

I don't care much for JE, but to compare him to Gingrich is absurd. Why even bring JE into it?

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devilgrrl

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:18 PM
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5. Because they both left for similar reasons - why won't Gingrich stay there?

Both are wife cheaters - one won't leave us alone.

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chimpymustgo

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:08 PM
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2. This is so lame. Really, why go there? (I promise not to kick this anymore - and hope others don't

Edited on Tue Jun-09-09 05:09 PM by chimpymustgo

either).

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Tangerine LaBamba

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:10 PM
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3. I think Newt only cheated on two -

just to be accurate.

We have no indication at this time that he's cheating on the current (third) wife. And he's converted to her precious Roman Catholicism - that's why Calista only blew him while they were courting and he was still married to his second wife, because Calista is a good Catholic girl, in the same way that pedophile priests are, of course, still celibate because no women were involved - so he'll presumably be a whole new Newt and not cheat on this one.

I hold my breath ..................

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zbdent

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:31 PM
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6. matter of time ...

wait for it ...

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Tangerine LaBamba

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Tue Jun-09-09 06:01 PM
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7. Nodding in agreement .................

once a hound, always a house.

But he's older now, and obese, and I suspect those blood pressure medications (you just know he's on them) tend to subdue the ............. OK, that's a body part I am not prepared to consider.

I hope he does get involved with another young woman. I hope he gets his beloved blow jobs. And I hope he croaks while it's happening, but before he ........... OK, I'm not gonna go there, either, but you know what I mean, right?

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zbdent

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Tue Jun-09-09 07:00 PM
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9. makes me think that the kinds that are attracted to the Newts of this world

are also those who write love letters to guys on death row ... attracted to the sickos, or just the power ... hell, Rush has had more wives than he's known what to do with ... heh heh heh ... ;)

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Swamp Rat

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Tue Jun-09-09 05:10 PM
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4. Like I said in another thread: May his fat head fall off at an awkward moment.

My solution: Cause Osama Bin Gingrich as much grief as he did his ex-spouses until he goes away entirely.

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cornermouse

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Tue Jun-09-09 07:03 PM
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10. Watching the clip of him as he replaced Palin

at some get together, I really suspect he's unofficially been anointed to be the next republican candidate for president, barring a major scandal. ...Excuse me. Another major scandal.

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krabigirl

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Tue Jun-09-09 06:06 PM
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8. Seriously. But don't you know, only Dems are punished for cheating. Repugs can be anointed as holy.

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