Idiot Print Media, Chapter XLVIII

So, I go to a number of newspaper Web sites this morning and with the exception of ONE frigging paper, I have to hunt for anything on the Holocaust Museum shooting. Amazing. Here in Harrisburg, Pa., home of the WORLD'S WORST NEWSPAPER, the shooting story isn't even on the Patriot-News main page.

Only the Allentown Morning Call in this region even led with the story online. Oh, but I can find sports and entertainment stories all over the place.
Basically, the Internet didn't kill newspapers, they've all killed themselves with endless barrels of stupid. Even with the depth and immediacy of the Internet, they are still factories of shitstained idiocy.