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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:22 AM
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Texas Report:::: * What's up with the weed eater in chief?
Edited on Thu Jun-11-09 07:23 AM by Hubert Flottz
Has all that brush been cut and stacked down there at the Phony Farm(Texas White House)in South Texas?

Did shrub open up another chain saw Bar-B-Que stand by the road down there or is he holed up with a jug of XXX?

Did the Swine Flu start at the Bush Pig Farm?

Silence really is golden In Sir George "Wrong way" Bush's case!
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:28 AM
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1. Criminals tend to hide out until the heat cools down.
:dem:
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:36 AM
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2. That pig farm will be up for sale in another six months
It's no longer needed as a prop to convince us boosh was just a regular guy.

And all the cows that were rented from neighboring ranches have been returned to their owners.

The weeds are growing tall and there are cobwebs in the barn.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:49 AM
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4. Studio pRez.
Looks like the GOPers are GrOPing for a brand new action figure(liar)to lead them out of the wilderness. After the way W trashed the country I think the Reich Wingers will be looking for a long time.
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:46 AM
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3. He was on the local news here in Dallas
They showed him picking up dog shit while taking Barney for a walk. Hey, they found something he is good at!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:50 AM
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6. He's too stupid to be a speed bump.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:01 AM
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10. Let's not be hasty
Try him out as a speed bump on Interstate 10 for a couple of weeks. If he doesn't work out, then we'll fire him. But let's give him a chance first.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:19 AM
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14. Just make sure they don't post a sign to slow down.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 09:30 AM
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16. George lacks the mental agility of a baby sized crash test dummy
He's about as bright as an unpainted speed bump. That's why he led the GOP for eight years!
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8 track mind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:16 AM
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13. That's a good one!!!!
LOL I'm adding that one to my catalog of insults!!!!

:rofl:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:04 AM
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11. I can see it now. Plastic glove on one hand and picking it up with his bare hand.
:-)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:13 AM
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12. LOL, And he's the best "Decider" that the GOP could find...
for all those wasted years.

Gog and Magog on Mad Dog!
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 07:56 AM
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17. And what's worse.......
......is they have yet to come up with a leader that has any more intelligence or ability than Doofus!
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:49 AM
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5. hanging out in canada - the worst repub ex-prez sharing a stage with the best repub ex-prez
:P
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:54 AM
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7. Looks like the US is still one of the world leaders in the...
Exportation of pure old BULLSH!T!
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 07:54 AM
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8. I'm still waiting for his neighbors to finally have enough
and hog-tie his ass to the back porch and let the buzzards taunt him.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:01 AM
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9. He'd probably like that...
I'll bet he misses Condy and Joe Lieberman...
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-11-09 08:26 AM
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15. If only that would happen. But considering that he has a lot of space between others not likely.
He would have to do something extreme like close down the road so they have to take a longer route.

Divert a river that others use so they can't use it anymore.

Decide to be a real farmer and raise something like pigs. And they create a stench from their waste that irritates the hell out of his neighbors.
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