All I had to do was read the title of this book to know it must have been written by a Freeper

BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! (Paperback)
by Eliyzabeth Anderson (Author)

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Like you would expect from any good Freeper book "BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!" is written in ALL CAPS so you can have your talking points screamed at you.

For those who are interested the book is currently on sale at Amazon for the low price of only $135.00, but before you plop down your hard earned money just make sure to read the stellar reviews that were posted by Amazon customers.

And while you are there don't forget to read the reviews.

I LOVE THE REVIEWS!!!111

This one was good:
"Unnecessary for those who have a face like a dropped meat pie"

I had to stop reading the reviews for a few minutes so I could breathe.

Of 44 reviews, this was voted "The most helpful favorable review":

:rofl:

There are some very creative people out there.

CAN YOU HEAR ME???

:rofl:

Product Details
Paperback: 648 pages
Publisher: AuthorHouse (January 2, 2008)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1425992609
ISBN-13: 978-1425992606
Product Dimensions: 11 x 8.2 x 1.6 inches
Shipping Weight: 3.9 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)

Editorial Reviews
Product Description
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED: TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS & GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD & HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT & PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY WEBSITE: http://groups.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoulREMEMBER: GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES: & CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS: CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOULD: BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61

About the Author
MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG IS A CHRISTIAN EVANGELIST SPEAKER: AND A CHRISTIAN HOLY BIBLE WRITER/TEACHER: CHOSEN AND CALLED BY THE HOLYSPIRIT GOD: MS. ELIYZABETH STARTED TWO CHRISTIAN CABLE TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS IN 1996: CALLED: CHRISTIAN POWER! HEALTH PROSPERITY AND SOUL!! AND > ALSO A: > TEENAGER AND KIDS TELEVISION PRODUCTION CALLED:> CHILDREN RAISED IN THE LOVE OF JESUS. *SHE ALSO STARTED A CHRISTIAN BASE MILITARY CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORES AND MALL CART BUSINESS DURING IN 1991. ALL THREE CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES ARE > NOW ONLINE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES UNDER THE NAMES: http://christianpowerbookstores.spreadtheword.com/ **http://group.msn.com/ChristianPowerHealthProsperityAndSoul ALSO>http://groups.msn.com/ChildrenRaisedInTheLoveOfJesus *MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG: ALSO HAS A 1ST DEGREE BLACK BELT IN TAEJUKENPO KARATE: SHE STARTED A KIDS & TEEN: KARATE MEMBERSHIP & TV CLUB: CALLED: KARATE PLAY: IN 1996-2000: SHE IS NOW: STARTING: RECREATION CITY KARATE CLASSES IN TUCSON ARIZONA: WITH GOALS TO OFFER PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP KARATE CLUB CLASSES. MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: ALSO PETITION FOR THE MAYOR SEAT IN TUCSON ARIZONA IN 1998. BECAUSE OF ORGANIZED CRIMES, POLICTICAL RACISM AND CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION AGAINST ELIYZABETH: HOLYSPIRIT EVANGELIST LIFE: IN THE PAST 10 YEARS: GOD HAS DIRECTED MS. ELIYZABETH YANNE STRONG-ANDERSON: TO WRITE THIS BOOK OF REMEMBRANCE, AND THIS BOOK OF REPENTANCE: TO HELP SAVE THE WORLD: THROUGH GOD AND CHRIST JESUS: IF YOU BELEIVE: YOU CAN RECIEVE JOHN 3:3-16. *REMEMBERING: MATTHEW 4:17-26: JESUS SAID: REPENT! THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND: **COME AND FOLLOW ME: AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN!! MY FIRST CHRISTIAN BOOK IS DIRECTED BY GOD: AND THE TRUE CALL TO ETERNAL LIFE SALVATION IS IN IT: GIVEN TO ME FROM: EMMANUEL CHRIST JESUS: > JESUS SAID: JOHN 14:15-16 If ye love me, keep my commandments.



Product Details
Paperback: 648 pages
Publisher: AuthorHouse (January 2, 2008)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1425992609
ISBN-13: 978-1425992606
Product Dimensions: 11 x 8.2 x 1.6 inches
Shipping Weight: 3.9 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
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Seriously, to whoever wrote that book:

Stand up, put your hands in the air and move away from the Caps Lock key.

to use his Holy Spirit indoor voice.

Chapter 4 -- THE AFFECTS OF SIN

THAT IS:SOME OF THE CRAZIEST>SHIT I'VE!! SEEN IN A: LONG TIME!!!

She has some wild stories to tell about some of the clients and their books.

Somebody for sure tried to talk her out of the all caps and she said NO WAY!

By David - See all my reviews
That's right kids.

Don't be doing the sex thing.

But if you are be doing the sex thing, don't be taking no pills or putting no rubber things on your ding dong to prevent god's babies.

After all, we need more crazy people to write more nonsense like this.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"I've read my share of lightweight "self-help" books but Eliyzabeth Anderson gets right to the point in her heavyweight tome about the need for sexual purity. The chapter on proper Christian child rearing is the most helpful. My children would return home from Sunday school and immediately start masturbating. I tried beating them while preaching the Bible but that did nothing. Anderson's suggestion to use duct tape to remove pubes and stitch sand paper inside their underwear and helped them to control those urges.

My wife and I have completely abstained from any method of birth control after reading this book. We no longer even bother with the pull out method. We strictly resort to anal, oral and swinger parties at church cookouts. Eliyzabeth Anderson is right, a condom was getting in the way of our marriage, now we are blessed with a new set of twins on the way and an outbreak of herpes, but that's just God's way of reminding us to stay pure.

I've lent this book to my pastor and he has taken upon himself to teach our son the hard lessons of an impure sex life. Every Sunday he rams home the message to our Jimmy and he comes home so excited he can barely sit down. Our pastor says when our daughter is old enough (right now she uses the book as a booster seat) he'll teach her the proper instructions on how to be one of the priest's children too."

the Powerful voice of God. :rofl:

That is just truly pathetic, even before you take into account the subject matter.

Unnecessary for those who have a face like a dropped meat pie

Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don't even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.

True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln's unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God's own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul's third birthday card to the Corinthians.

That aside, my big problem with this book is that the 'birth control is sinful' message is difficult for most regular-looking people to put into practice. I wonder if this lack of guidance is down to the author's own sexual inexperience brought about by her scary fanaticism and a face that would scare a dog out of a butcher's shop.


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Mean, but funny.

The "priesthood child" must refer to the Torah suggestion that the firstborn belonged to God, and were initially redeemed in the ancient Israelites by God taking the entire tribe of Levi in exchange (plus some gold and such to make up the difference). Thereafter, firstborn were redeemed with protection money sacrifices and tithes.

Which has the effect that after the first one, birth control is less sinful. After all, the damage has been done with the first one. The child has tied down the modern family (or mother). And the Bronze Age survival strategy wins again!

:rofl:

The reviews need a warning label :spray:

:wtf: :rofl: I'm series!



If my mommy used birth control I wouldn't be here today!

http://www.wetv.com/secret-lives-of-women/episodes/unexpected-love

The last thing Dorothy expected to find at a gay bar was her Prince Charming. Well, he wasn’t exactly Prince Charming, but he was out of a fairytale. Dorothy’s fiancée Randy is known online as a real life Peter Pan, and has devoted his life to following in the footsteps of that joyful character. Randy’s quest to spread happiness and remain young quickly rubbed off on Dorothy, and now this happy couple literally lives their life in costume, bringing smiles (and raised eyebrows) to their hometown and the world wide web.

Upcoming Air Dates:
Wednesday, June 17 at 4am | 3c

Clip from the show: http://pixyland.org/peterpan/weVideos.html


Here is more about the guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Constan
And here is his webpage: http://www.pixyland.org/

The guffaws just kept on coming.

I Can Has Cheezburger?: A LOLcat Colleckshun

Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against!

Futurama - Bender's Big Score

:rofl:

:spray: :wow: :rofl:


I'm putting that one down for a DUzy!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




I think I burst something.... :rofl:

:silly:

:spray:

don't forget to tip your server

:hi:

Oy yoy yoy.

:rofl:

Hekate

Some of those comments by the reviewers doubled me over in laughter.

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