It's time to kick some Canadian ass and nuke them

Look at them - they're just sitting there, with their Tim Hortons, their funny accents, and their hockey teams. It's time to nuke their fucking asses.

Jeez -- I *wish* I had Tim Hortons in my area. Better than that elephant sweat they sell at Starbucks...

I mean come on, look at them. They're just sitting there. Any minute they could launch nukes across our border. How do we know that all those Tim Hortons aren't just a cover for their vast nuclear weapons facilities?

Although, getting out of there with a donut and only a Twoonie spent, you can't lose.

Good luck with your war. Ive been trying to convince the Canadians to do the same and invade South Dakota

What do they store in those holes in their cheese, anyway? Nerve gas? Other WMDs?

You're joking, right?

I live within sight of the Canadian border.

There are a lot of good, down-to-earth people over there, and, believe me, we could learn a few things from them about health care, workers' rights and individual liberties.

Incidentally, I don't know where you live, but we have Tim Hortons in Michigan. I've also seen it in Ohio.

I mean, take a look at these...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5850491&mesg_id=5850491

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8469837


Yet there is an even more sinister threat just sitting there to our north. If we're not careful, next thing you know there will be mushroom clouds over Des Moines, San Antonio, and Boise.

Oh? And I suppose this makes you an expert on Canada? Where did you go to school, the "Sarah Palin School of Foreign Affairs?"

...but I have spent a hell of a lot of time in Canada. I almost moved there.

I considered joining the Royal Canadian Air Force a long time ago to get residency, until I found out that you have to be a resident first before you can join.

It does appear you speak from actual experience instead of just relying on a "Harper rears his head" approach...

I should have used :sarcasm:

You'd not be asking this question.

...we paid all of those Billions upon Jillions of $$$ to make teh nooks, we oughta be able too get our moneysworth out of em! Use em or lose em!!

OK, I gotta go now, my mom wants me to make my bed, cleen up my room and mow teh lawn.

-Freeper D. Troll

It cost us John Candy.

Sure it's tastier than our "bacon" but that ain't bacon!

Something must be done!!!

you just outed yourself

n.t.

:rofl:

I suppose you don't care if miniature Canadian nukes blow up in places like Omaha, Green Bay, or Roanoke, but I do. Those Godless Canadians are just sitting there, mocking us. If we don't invade now, within 10 years we'll all be speaking Canadian and drinking our coffee from Tim Hortons.

(anyone else on this thread ever watch "Canadian Bacon"?)

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!

Well let's just take this to the ice. Put on some skates and have a few pints of Molson. We'll see who's the bigger jerk here, eh!

we could catch a cold without our toque...

They DO have Dunkin Donuts up there, right?

How dare they desecrate the Freedom Fry!

:eyes:

:)

With this response to this kind of posting?

tha anti-Canada Campaign. I started this Campaign almost a year ago, but I don't want any credit - I just want to lead a vanguard in the initial attack.

Onward to Ontario!!!!!

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Rec.

mark:patriot:

the poutine war.

If you nuke her, I won't be able to obsess over her any more! :(

edit: header, eh?

and occupation. We will be greeted as "liberators ey" by the masses. Oh and while we're at it it's time Obama slaps that fucking Felipe Calderón fellow in the mouth. Who does he think he is?

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Them and their Health Care. Getting treated by doctors when they get sick and not going into bankruptcy because of it. They are just keeping the free market from denying them life saving medical procedures. Their ideas about health care is moving into the states. What next, American people demanding Universal Health care?