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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:32 PM
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If Dave Letterman had just gone out and tortured someone
he'd be a GOPer hero!
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:36 PM
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1. Only if he tortured a liberal ... or someone ... you know ... non-white
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:43 PM
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2. If he'd just invaded a country that couldn't defend itself...
or stole 20 billion dollars.
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:49 PM
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3. Or set fire to the White House, the Bill of Rights, and several Iraqi cities
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:57 PM
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5. Or at least cheated some little old lady out of her life savings.
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:55 PM
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4. He tortures millions every time his show starts.
You did know he keeps his theaters freezing cold so his audience won't fall asleep, right? I hear it's also so that, when his audience members slash their wrists, the blood doesn't flow so fast and they can be rescued without their deaths on his conscience.

Again I say: both he and Palin deserve one another.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-18-09 02:59 PM
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6. He screwed up when he forgot that...
"Gawd" only forgives republicans.
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