A couple arrested on domestic assault charges had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry: Cheetos

A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.
Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.

According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."

"There was evidence of the assault," the report read, "however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined."

Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault. Both posted a bond of $2,500 and will appear in Bedford County General Sessions Court on July 15.

http://www.t-g.com/story/1549895.html

Too bad Cheesus didn't show up.

I'm thinking somebody had orange cheese powder all over them when the cops got there...

:crazy:

Pretty sure they're corn, but I guess that's irrelevant.

haha

Someone called Cheetos "potato chips"?

WHAT KIND OF GODLESS COMMIES DWELL IN BEDFORD COUNTY?

to wipe the orange crap on the other's clothes....

In a basement, no doubt.

Just remember, Cheez-Its saves

AARC:Assault with an artificial representation of cheese

It's a win any time one can work "trebuchet" into a conversation.

:9