Why is Dan Quayle back on my teevee??

He was the original moran who couldn't spell so he does have a legacy. Is he teaching Rethugs how to make signs? That would explain some things.

I also think he is giving other lessons. Some of his bon mots:

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

I deserve respect for the things I did not do.

I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'.

When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.


And the best for last:
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dan_quayle_4.html

The only things Quayle did differently than Palin were to actually take a breath, and try to make sentences. Beyond that, he was also a wonder to hear.

Palin/Quayle-2012
English as a 2nd language.

Danny boy doesn't feel so stupid anymore! They actually make him seem intelligent!

Quayle's a certified dumbfuck but he's easily more intelligent than any of the FOX Opinion Channel regulars!

That was a huge distraction over a television show, Murphy Brown.

Wonder how Dan-O would reconcile that with Bristol P?

(note to dq, AGAIN, if you had ever watched the show, you would have known that the sperm donor (what you would call the father) RAN when he found out that murphy was pregnant. WHY do you keep overlooking that tiny little fact???)

and the scariest sentence ever uttered during the Bush presidency. "Barbara, I don't feel well."

GHWB threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister's lap at the dinner party?

I was feeling kind of bad today about not having a tv. Dan Quayle is on? THANK THE GODS AND GODDESSES I LET MY TV GO BLANK!!!!!

Seriously, I started reading your list of quotes and thought you'd made them up. Then I started recognizing some of the little gems. WHOA!!!!! I'd forgotten what an embarrassing joke of a veep that moran was! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

He let his statements out here and there so it was harder to see the totality of his idiocy. Taken as a group they are a monument to moranism. Palin says all of hers in a stream of unconscientiousness.

and there's ol' Dan.

And now we know the rest of the story.

Too many others have been discredited, The Dick of Death is plotting his getaway to Paraguay, and everyone is sick of Bill Kristol's cockeyed prognostications. The corporate media loves them some neocons.

put Biden's foot-in-mouth syndrome in its proper perspective

:kick:

;)

Dan Quayle dispensing advice to President Obama.

Now ain't that a HOOT!!