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So I took the advice of one of my spiritual friends and tried some LSD last night under the assumption that it would make me able to commune with the divine. So this old guy with a beard and sparkling white teeth appeared to me and told me that I ought to open a university that would serve as a beacon to His word and to bringing people to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ...
With the Lord's inspiration, I've come out with some a rough outline of what this new school would look like, and I would like some advice from my brother's and sisters in Christ:
I've decided to name my school the University of the Soaring Eagle and to make it an undergraduate institution.
Here are some of the schools that I've been hashing out...
The Rush Limbaugh EIB School of Journalism
The Bill Bennett Department of Addiction Studies The David Coe Institute for Advanced Studies of Christian Marriage and the Family
The Pat Robertson School of Divinity (The Lord told me they talk once in a while)
The Mark Sanford School of Physical and Outdoor Education
The Fred Phelps Faculty of Law
The Storm Thurmond Memorial School of African Studies
The Ken Hamm Faculty of the Biblical Earth and Life Sciences
The Sarah Palin Department of Government and Prophecy
The Reverend Tom Hagee Laboratories (Due to concerns about illegal drug us, this many not conme to fruition)
The George W. Bush School of Business
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The football team, the Thumping Eagles, will play at Reggie White Memorial Stadium.
Students, faculty, and administration will worship daily at the Jerry Falwell Memorial Chapel
Students will be required to live on residence and will be able to stay at the C-Street House or at the St. Ronald Ranch.
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