The BedBunker - Democratic Underground

Are_grits_groceries

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Sat Aug-01-09 07:42 AM
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The BedBunker

“As many as 32 rifles and 70 hand guns, supply complete protection within this carefully designed tamper proof hidden storage system… BedBunker modular safes are designed to replace the box spring under twin, queen, or king size mattresses and are compatible with most standard bed frames. Custom sizes are available by special order… Sophisticated Mul-T-Lock locking system, hydraulic gas-assist piston, and a strategically mounted maximum security hinge system carefully integrated for maximum strength and safe operation.”

http://www.bedgunsafe.com/index.html

http://www.uniquedaily.com/page/4/

Wonder how many they have sold?

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Turbineguy

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Sat Aug-01-09 07:45 AM
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1. Hmm..... I see a problem with that...

where will the commies hide?

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Sal Minella

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Sat Aug-01-09 10:39 AM
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10. You git yerself this here gun safe and you ain't going to have no stinking commies.

Commies are all cowards who sleep with guns under their beds. oh wait...

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tekisui

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Sat Aug-01-09 07:47 AM
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2. That looks real comfortable.

Instead of springs or air coils, you sleep on reinforced steel. Sweet!

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Tim01

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Sat Aug-01-09 08:26 AM
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7. That's what I was thinking.

And the fact that you have pull all that bedding crap off the safe to take out your guns.

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lunatica

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Sat Aug-01-09 07:50 AM
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3. Where will the scaredy cats go when IT happens?

The dreaded

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tularetom

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Sat Aug-01-09 07:58 AM
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4. Perpetrated no doubt by the ubiquitous "THEY"

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MineralMan

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Sat Aug-01-09 08:19 AM
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5. Gives new meaning to 'Going to the mattresses.'

Looks like a freeper special...no wives involved, and comfy.

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Bonhomme Richard

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Sat Aug-01-09 08:20 AM
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6. The people that buy this sort of thing never feel safe.

Being afraid is a part of the mental baggage they carry every day.

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annabanana

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Sat Aug-01-09 08:33 AM
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8. sweet dreams baby

damn

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FarCenter

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Sat Aug-01-09 10:23 AM
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9. 1300 lb safe + 300 lb guns&ammo + 500 lb bed, mattress, & people

You might want to check floor loading before you install this, unless it is on a concrete slab.

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