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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 11:29 AM
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Who put the "turd" in Saturday?? . . . please come CAPTION!!!!! (speaking of turds)
Edited on Sat Aug-01-09 12:04 PM by skip fox



Birther, correspondence school lawyer, dentist (degree from who knows where), and real estate agent, Orly Taitz is "thinking": Hmmm . . . The first and last letters of his given name are consonants, whereas they are vowels in his family name. If you put them together, you get words like "Boka," "Bako," "Kabo," and "Koba." . . . That's got Kenya written all over it!!! Wait till I tell Rush.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 11:48 AM
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1. "Why am I blonde?
Edited on Sat Aug-01-09 11:48 AM by ayeshahaqqiqa
Well, I was dumb to begin with, and I decided to perpetuate a stereotype."
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ingac70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 11:48 AM
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2. Ack...my eyes!
I'd rather not have to look at that haint. There shoulda been a *graphic* warning.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 11:53 AM
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3. Her eyelashes are out of a campy 60's airline commercial.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 11:57 AM
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5. I was thinking drag queen
my apologies to drag queens.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 11:53 AM
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4. Nyah-ah! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Nyah-ah!
Edited on Sat Aug-01-09 11:55 AM by Subdivisions


I was expecting to see a turd (or maybe a turd-blossom). Thanks for the graphic image warning. Not!

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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 12:01 PM
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6. Step 1. Spew Bullshit, Step 2. Dip mascara brush in
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 12:03 PM
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7. "Well, as a dentist, I'd have to think of whites, and the same with real estate.
Then why not in politics as well? Indeed, why not?!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 12:06 PM
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8. "Hmm. I remember the values my parents taught me. Always tell the truth. If you don't,
you could get lost inside youself and never find your way back to what sincerity means. In fact, I can remember every single word. . . . I just never understood what they meant."
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 12:09 PM
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9. " I didn't sell real estate to blacks. I didn't accept blacks in my dental practice. ... "
"... Why the hell should I accept one as President??"


:puke: :puke:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 12:23 PM
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10. Ron Jeremy wouldn't even touch that.
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 01:00 PM
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11. "Why yes, I was dragged through the ugly tree forest and hit every single tree many times.....
Why do you ask, comrade?"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 01:15 PM
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12. "For the life of me," she thinks, "I don't get it. Just exactly how is it racist
Edited on Sat Aug-01-09 01:22 PM by skip fox
to say Obama's mother probably had jungle fever???? All I meant was that when she was in Kenya giving birth, there were these oozing, mad viruses coming out of the swamps in clouds of thick gases and stuff. . . . . Just how does that make me a racist??????"
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 01:19 PM
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13. 'This gig is almost over....what the hell will I do next?'
"I know, I'll work on beating that Russian woman who can lift 14 kilograms with her vagina. Piece of cake."
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 01:28 PM
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14. Hmm, Lawyer, Dentist, and real estate agent
Does a successful dentist have time or need to be a lawyer and vice versa?
Does either need to sell real estate? I'm not knocking those who sell real estate, but if you can be a dentist or lawyer, why bother? If you moved on from real estate to dentistry, the law, or both, why mention it?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 04:11 PM
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15. "Hmmm. Denist, Real Estate Agent Supreme, and Correspondence-School Attorney.
Heck, I still got room on the bill-board I'm going to put right outside city limits. Maybe I could be a Forensic Linguist as well. Or a Bonds Person. Or a Reptile Handler Extraordinaire. Or . . . Let's see, . . . how much room left on the sign . . . Then I gotta think about my business cards. . . . Gee, it's tough being a multi-professional wizard."
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 04:15 PM
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16. That looks like R. Lee Ermey wearing a drugstore wig.
:rofl:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 04:48 PM
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17. "What did that comedian mean when he say a lobotomy would be redundant for me. Hmmm. . . "
:)
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 04:54 PM
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18. For a second, I thought it was Ann Coulter.
Then, I realized it IS Ann Coulter.
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 04:55 PM
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19. that is the WORST Joan Rivers drag i've ever seen
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-01-09 06:20 PM
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20. That's Carol Channing!!!
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