Boat Bailing with Palin . . . Please come CAPTION!!!!

"Well, Madge, don't you know, divorce doesn't mean quitting. Quitting means quitting. Divorce means stuff like new beginnings. . . . Yeah, it's more about beginning than ending. . . . It means starting not stopping. . . How's that sound, Madge? . . . Think it'll fly with the press? . . . After all, they're not too awfully bright."

n/t

"And if not, who am I this time?"

:rofl:

this chair.

"I got a gig at this great cowboy bar in Montana, and I get to keep the G-string on and don't have to do any lap dances. Pays really good."

"Can we work out some sort of barter thing, do ya think? I have some assets, ya know."

Life is too short to compromise time and resources... it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out. And a problem in our country today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and “go with the flow”.
Nah, only dead fish "go with the flow".
Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.
First things first: as Governor, I love my job and I love Alaska. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what’s best for Alaska. I’ve explained why… though I think of the saying on my parents’ refrigerator that says “Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway.”
:rofl:

You betcha!!

Maybe the most important part. That's 'cause divorce is like getting out of Noah's Ark. It's after the marriage when you get back to dry land, and eveybody knows that dry land in the Bible represents family values. . . . It was on part of a show I watched one time."

and have the clamps on you sent. I'm sitting on fourteen tacks and 'Ruthie' is hummin', if you know what I mean. You ready? I'm set, babe. Lean back."

do you have a part for me,in your next movie?

"I can see him from my front porch!"

:D

Operator: Um, the number 9, the number 1, and then the number 1 again.

Palin: "Oh, now, that's clever! And so convenient! Thanks!" <hangs up>

Operator: <into the dead line> Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

Palin: Hello, Nine One One? Oh, wait. <presses 3 buttons on phone keypad>

Dispatcher: Wasilla Nine One One, what's your emergency?

Palin: Oh, you betcha I have an emergency.

Dispatcher: <with noticable lack of enthusiasm> Yes, Governor?

Palin: It's Putin's head in Alaskan airspace! I can see it from my house!

Dispatcher: Governor, are you looking through your window?

Palin: Golly gee, how did you know that?

Dispatcher: <tersely> Years of experience on this job. Is there a TV in the room with you?

Palin: Oh, you betcha.

Dispatcher: Is it turned on?

Palin: On Fox News, as always1

Dispatcher: Governor, turn around. Is Putin's face on the TV screen?

Palin: Um... Praise Jesus! How did you know that?

Dispatcher: Is the face on the TV screen now the same face as you can see through the window?

Palin: Yes! Oh my God! You're psychic or something, doncha know?

Dispatcher: Governor, I think you were seeing the reflection of your TV set in the window. <pause> Again.

<long pause>

Palin: Yahho, I think you're right... now I can see Glenn Beck's giant head in Alaskan airspace!

nice little twin engine plane for this coming. weekend for another wolf shoot."

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"Yes, I know it's August and people are all on vacation, but if there was a plane you could set aside. After all, I was the governor a week ago, remember? I had real responsibilities."

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"My credit's good, dammit. I'm being offered a juicy book deal and there's talk of a radio show. I even went to Evansville for some meeting or other."

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"EVANSVILLE. It's in Illinois or Indiana or somplace like that."

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"Well just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it isn't there. There was a river near the hotel, I remember that."

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No, it's just me this time. My husband won't be along."