Railin' Palin . . . Please come CAPTION this misbegotten squall.

"Well, gosh darn it, I say adultery is better than a whole lot of things I can think of. What if child molesters committed adultery instead of doing terrible things to innocent children? Would we be so mad about adultery then? I'll bet by-golly not! Or if Hitler spent his spare time having a little fun with someone's else's wife instead of stoking those ol' gas chambers. Think of all the lives that we would have here with us today!!!! . . . So I guess you could say adultery is a good thing. It's as American as apple pie and beer nuts. . . . Heck, I coulda been mixing up toxic gases and stuff. . . . And if it wasn't for the left-wing, American-hating media, people would be thanking me for saving them. . . . That's what I think."

including Maher, Steward, Colbert. The odd picture might be more common, but it is far from the only form.

effective. First I'm gonna establish The Rapture Foundation and we'll speak to a bunch of scientists to figure out when the glad tidings thing is coming so the public can get ready. You know, the good ones can relax that day and stay home, and the smart ones can stay away from planes and major thoroughfares. . . . Smart, huh? . . . Then, I'm gonna . . ."

Now that I'm leaving the wilds of Alaska, I've gotta keep my hunting skills up in new and clever ways.