Let's see if we can REALLY embarrass the Deathers

You know none of them actually read HR 3200--it's huge, for one thing--and they definitely never read Section 1233, the part about end-of-life counseling that the deathers have twisted around into saying the bill requires "euthanasia counseling." So let's REALLY fuck with 'em...send this to all the freepers, birthers, deathers, and other right wingers you know, and really watch their heads explode.

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By now you've heard that the huge government healthcare bureaucracy Barack Hussein Obama is trying to push through Congress is trying to save money on Medicare costs by encouraging America's fragile seniors to consider assisted suicide. That's only half of it.

BHO, Hillary Clinton, ACORN and Nancy Pelosi hope you never actually read Section 1233 of the grossly misnamed "America's Affordable Health Choices Act," which is misnamed because it's un-American, it's not affordable and it takes away all your choices while it rations care. Section 1233 will not only require your parents to submit to euthanasia by their 80th birthday, it also stipulates that their bodies won't be returned to you for a proper Christian burial. What will be done with their bodies, and the bodies of all our loving grandparents, is not only frightening but sick: they'll be eaten by illegal immigrants.

Section 1233, which is nearly 100 pages long, describes the construction and operation of a factory, which will be located on the Mexican-US border, which will accept the murdered bodies of our beloved relatives and will convert them into square wafers. These biscuits, which will be green in color to hide the disgusting truth that they're made from women who baked cookies for us and men who took us fishing on lazy summer afternoons, are guaranteed not to spoil in even the hottest sun. They'll then be left in special boxes in the zone between Mexico and the United States to feed people who have gotten hungry while entering America illegally.

ACORN forced Harry Reid to add to the bill a provision requiring the government to make these wafers available to shiftless Americans who choose to go without jobs or homes. The bill only allows lazy American citizens to receive half a pound of these wafers per week, while illegal immigrants can have all they want. There's no reason they won't want a lot of them; after all, no Mexican citizens will be murdered by their government and turned into food for people.

Section 1237 of the bill is even more disgusting. It requires all aborted babies to be sent to this factory, where they will meet the same fate as our grandparents, and in fact requires doctors to encourage all women to have abortions.

Call your Congressman today and tell him to vote NO on killing your loving grandparents, NO on killing innocent babies and NO on feeding them to illegal immigrants by voting NO on BHO's health rationing bill.

I'm familiar with that factory. It's already producing soymeal-and-lentil crackers, mainly for export for poor people.

--d!

The green ones are made from nourishing plankton and sea kelp.

Since very few freepers have actually seen Soylent Green, they won't recognize the euthanasia storyline from it.

I'm familiar with that factory. It's already producing soylent green made from euthanized crackers, mainly for feeding poor people.

So it won't work.

Oh.....

with these fuckers and Acorn? Shit you'd think that was Blofeld, Dr. Evil and every other supervillian short of the fucking Riddler working together to destroy the world.

Anytime I see some shit use Acorn in a spam they wind up in my fuck off folder.

but for some reason, if you mention ACORN they freakin' go into spasms.

There's another thread on DU where someone tears apart a RW smear email that mentions ACORN about forty times. Everything in the bill is a "payoff to ACORN." But ACORN is a perfectly good thing for them to be steamed about, since they're all nuttier than squirrel shit.

you get two occurrences of the same message.

to fact-check and has already made up their hive mind to believe everything you say - as long as it includes the concepts "Obama is the Anti-Christ", "Democrats are evil socialists" and "Government is bad, even though I rely on Medicare just to stay alive"?

We'll never win the argument with the younger Republics, but those on Medicare might still be reachable.

... embarrassed by this.

You can watch the entire movie for free here:

http://www.tv-life.com/movies/soylent-green-1973/ for free.

If you haven't seen it or would like to see it again..its worth it!