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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:59 AM
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A way to make money off of birthers:
I am a Kenyan prince, and I have Barak Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, but I need your help to get it out of the country. Just give me your bank account number and I will open a safe deposit box at your bank in your name. I will then have the birth certificate that proves that Barak Obama was born here placed in your safe deposit box. There will be no need to repay me for this service, as I will be rewarded simply by knowing that you will do the right thing with this certificate and take back your country.

If you should happen to notice any large amounts of money missing from your accounts, do not be alarmed, they will be returned in no time. Just go about your business of saving your country and the monies will reappear shortly. Really, they will. Stop looking at the balance. I said stop looking, the money will be there lickedy split. That is unless Obama took it. Yeah, that's it, he's on to us. Hurry, get the birth certificate out of your box. Don't let them tell you there is no box, it is a lie.

http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/

Heh!
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Tobin S. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:03 AM
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1. That just might actually work
:think:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:48 AM
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2. A few thousand envelopes and a couple of printer cartridges,
stamps and a ream or so of bond paper.....

I smell cash in this idea!

Don't forget to rent a 3rd party mail drop box....

maybe a fast car.


mark
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:50 AM
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3. Ah..Ok As a Birther, I will get yor money, I will have to sell my car and house but it will..
be wourth it. I will put money in yor account today. you beter bee telling me the truth aor I will be very mad.
thank you..u
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:58 AM
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4. As is, that will not work to fool a Right Wing Loonie.
I say this because any self respecting Right Wing Conspiracy Nut would immediately become suspicious of the spelling and grammar in this missive as it is presented.

The typical response would be "No way that's REAL. Obviusly one of them there EDJUCATID LIBRUL AFRICINS!!! Playin a trick onus!!!11!
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Gothmog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:49 AM
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5. Kiss my Big Blue Butt is a great non-blog blog
I know the author of this blog and she is very very funny
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