'Earthers', those who believe that Obama is 'not of this Earth'

There is an email going around that contains definitive proof that Barack Obama isn't fit or legally qualified to be the president of the United States, or of any nation on Earth, because he wasn't born here on Earth like the rest of us.

The email proves once and for all that Obama was actually cloned on the planet Remulac, which is 40 thousand parsecs from Omicron Persei 8. Obama is a Remulacian, a race often mistaken for human beings, and they consume mass quantities of beer and fried eggs while plotting the total destruction, domination, and transformation of Earth.

If my worst fears are true, and if this email going around is true, then we face the gravest threat to Earth in our entire history. We should demand that Obama take a dna test to PROVE once and for all that he is, or isn't a human being from planet Earth. And if he refuses, then we should send him to planet Omicron Gitmo 13.

They believe that Obama is way too skinny to be a real American since, statistically, real Americans are fat.

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