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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:39 AM
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Orly on a Monday (yikes!) . . . Please come CAPTION!!! (Before it melts.)
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 10:42 AM by skip fox


Dr. Orly Taitz (attorney, density, real estate agent, and amateur surgeon) is saying: "That's exactly
right, Steve. Obama's documents are lying. It happens all the time. Like right here and now for instance.
See . . . it says 'LIVE' on the screen, but how can that be? We could be in a rerun, or somebody could
be taping us for after work, or it could just be an old picture from the web. How can it be all four at
the same time. It makes your head spin, doesn't it? Let's say it's a rerun or an old picture off the web.
That means, it Obama's fake document says 'Certificate of Live Birth,' it must mean 'Old Birth'? Right?
Meaning he was born somewhere else first. . . . It's so obvious. . . . Any fool can see it!!!"
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:41 AM
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1. Criminy, she looks bombed
I guess the stress of finding out she was suckered by such an obvious fake is taking its toll.

When even the Freepers realize something is phony, it's bad.
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:43 AM
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2. Her fake eyelashes are HUGH !1!1!
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:44 AM
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3. She looks like the crossdressing assassin from Austin Powers.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:46 AM
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4. That wig is $19.99 at Walgreens.
:P
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:47 AM
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5. That's right!! I'm wearing one right now!!
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:48 AM
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7. You and me both, babe.
:spank:
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:47 AM
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6. She's a dentist? If yes, it could be worse, she could be working on your teeth.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:56 AM
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11. Thanks heaps for that nightmare vision
"Is it safe?"
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:49 AM
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8. "You call me crazy? I'm not crazy, I never even breathe! How can I be crazy?!" nt
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:50 AM
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9. Boy, that was some party last night
We got together in the WorldNetDaily offices to drown our sorrows. Boy, were we ever owned.
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:55 AM
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10. 'the clip on mic came with the outfit'
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:57 AM
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12. Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck
I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:13 AM
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13. The horizontal crease in her face is warping and wagging:
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 11:21 AM by skip fox
"Yes, Chuck, I have just started a new business. . . . We're planning to sell divining rods that can find gems. . . . The infomercials are already in production."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:59 PM
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14. The biomass with the wig is saying:
"Just because Kenya wasn't a country when Obama was born, doesn't mean his African Birth Certificate isn't real. Before 1963 they couldn't write in Kenya so they kept everything in memory. It's call the oral tradition. So after they became a country and learned to write, they took it all down then. . . . As the evidence maintains. (I'm a lawyer you know!)"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:32 PM
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15. The Bleached 'Mind' is belching:
"And if the Kenyan birth certificate is false, all that would show is the LENGTH TO WHICH THIS USURPER WILL GO!! If it's false, I guarantee that the CIA planted it to discredit our patriotic movement."
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:34 PM
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16. It's almost as if Octomom had an infatuation with the Who's the Boss?
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