I don't have a Birth Certificate.. I only have a Certificate of Birth

Winterblues

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:34 PM
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I don't have a Birth Certificate.. I only have a Certificate of Birth

Am I an anomaly?

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ingac70

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:36 PM
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1. No. Mine says the same thing.

And I got a passport with it, so it must be ok.

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Winterblues

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:45 PM
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2. My post was intended to be on the facetious side..

There is absolutely no difference between a "Birth Certificate" and a "Certificate of Birth", whether live or dead...

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scheming daemons

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:46 PM
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3. No..you're not an anomaly... YOU'RE A KENYAN!!!!!!111!!!!!!

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muriel_volestrangler

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:46 PM
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4. I think it means you don't exist

I only have a 'Certified Copy of an Entry of Birth'. So I guess not only do I not exist, I'm only a clone of a non-existent person.

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madokie

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:46 PM
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5. I was born at home back in '48

and only got a birth certificate when I enlisted into the navy 19 years later.

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RaleighNCDUer

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:53 PM
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9. Which makes you only 42 today. Cool. nt

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glowing

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:48 PM
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6. No.. That's what I have for my step-son. Who knows if he has an original

copy that they fill out at the hospital. His mom would have that.. and Lord knows if its not in the trash decomposing somewhere. That's the one we use for anything that requires a Birth Cert.

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Hissyspit

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:49 PM
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7. I only have a 'Record of Live Birth Abroad' from the State Department

Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 12:50 PM by Hissyspit

but it sure as shit is official. I don't need the original birth certificate, and who knows if it still exists.

And I could run for President if I wanted. (Would be a frozen day in Hell before I did that.)

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yellowcanine

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Mon Aug-03-09 12:53 PM
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8. You should go to the Vital Records Dept of your state and demand a long form vault copy at once.

Or your chances of running for President may be over. Just to be safe you might want to get the birth certificates of your parents and grandparents as well. Hard telling how this "natural born citizen" thing is going to go.

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kestrel91316

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Mon Aug-03-09 01:15 PM
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10. Your document is completely invalid. You don't exist.

Better not try to get a passport.

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slackmaster

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Mon Aug-03-09 01:17 PM
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11. HA! Mine is called "Certificate of Live Birth"

The rest of you must have been stillborn or something.

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