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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:54 PM
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What can we expect now that the anti-Christ finally made it to the White House?
Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 02:55 PM by Philosoraptor
I'm really rusty on my Revelations, what happens next exactly?
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:55 PM
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1. Cake and Ice Cream
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:55 PM
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3. They PROMISED cake & ice cream, but we've been let down so many times before
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:59 PM
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11. I thought that we would get cake & ice cream when we got 60 votes ...
I must have misheard ... 666 votes ...
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:38 PM
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24. The cake is a lie. n/t
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:55 PM
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2. Theme from the Omen becomes FauxNews new background music? nt
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:55 PM
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4. I've tried so hard to forget those Sunday School lessons...
Something about boils that won't heal and rocks of fire? Oh, yeah, when do all those Christians fly off the planet? I could use a new house and car!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:57 PM
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7. The beast has to boink the whore of Babylon, then a plague of wheat bran
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:50 PM
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26. Maybe TAWWWD's former biz partner...
You know the guy... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAD... maybe he's the beast!
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:56 PM
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28. Chafing -
right?

And, I think, uh, nothing but German restaurants as far as the eye can see..................
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:10 PM
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32. That's from all the starch in the brown shirts we're wearing...
But I understand the confusion.

:rofl:

I never cared for saurkraut... or kimchee... but my granny used to call me a cabbage head:)
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:26 PM
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33. That's because you had such curly hair,
and I've always preferred cabbage raw.

Which will make hiding out and surviving on cabbage very, very problematic........................
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:56 PM
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5. Peace.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:57 PM
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6. God, schmaud - I want my monkey-man.
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Recursion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:57 PM
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8. Revelation doesn't mention an "antichrist"
That word is only found in John's and Paul's letters.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:59 PM
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10. John & Paul made a kick ass writing team
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Caliman73 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:09 PM
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16. But remember..."the walrus is Paul"
according to John.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:11 PM
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17. John writes: "We're more popular than Jesus Christ"
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:58 PM
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9. Gawd sometimes I just love this place!!!
Massive group hug...
:grouphug:
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:01 PM
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12. Well first up there are supposed to be a series of earthquakes in Baja Mexico
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:04 PM
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15. The prophecy has been fulfilled, Gabriel, wail on your horn
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:03 PM
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13. Read all about it here, millions actually believe it
http://o.bamapost.com/
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piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:04 PM
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14. Ahhhh - my evil plan for global domination has begun! Be patient my minions,
I will instruct you soon..........


:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:16 PM
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18. I'm expecting the total and final separation of church and state

:bounce:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:17 PM
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19. Followed immediately by the Rapture!
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MzNov Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:37 PM
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22. Rapture now! woo hoo!

:woohoo: :woohoo:
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Mariana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:21 PM
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20. The Rapture will take place any minute.
They promised!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:28 PM
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21. I'm rapture ready! Think of all the great stuff that gets 'left behind'
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:54 PM
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27. I think I'd like to convert a whole fancy church into a home!
An old friend is converting a very old church in England into his home... I can't take credit for the idea.

Can you imagine The Crystal Cathedral as a killer punk and metal bar?!!?!??!





Oh man... that would so rule!!
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Peacetrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:38 PM
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23. The anti Christ happened in the 40's..you are 60 years late
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:41 PM
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25. Ponies! n/t
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:57 PM
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29. k+r, n/t
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nyhuskyfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 03:59 PM
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30. Personally...
I know I have a zit in the middle of my back - right in that spot where you can't quite reach it with either hand.

It could be a coincidence, but I'm not sure.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:03 PM
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31. Charlie Sheen awarded Nobel Peace Prize
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:30 PM
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34. Jay Leno moves to prime-time.
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