Semi annual Let's Just Make Shit Up About Hugo Chavez Thread

PSA: The US is negotiating to put new bases in Colombia. No one seems to want them except the Pentagon and Colombia's homicidal lapdog government. And what better way to distract than to start a new wave of allegations against everyone's favorite "leftist strongman friend of Fidel"? There have been four new allegations in the last 48 hours. I expect we'll see more for the next week or so to keep our minds off of this:

Colombians protest US presence

Colombia : Social and political organizations in Colombia called the people to gather on Tuesday to protest US military presence and defend national sovereignty.

According to the call on Monday, the decision by President Alvaro Uribe to allow the presence of US Army troops in several spots of the Colombian territory, in line with a military pact negotiated with Washington, rides roughshod over Colombia's independence and sovereignty.

Similarly, a call for debate was made by members of the Polo Democratico Alternativo Party at a plenary of the Senate of the Republic, presided over by Senator Gloria Ines Ramirez.

The wave of protest has been joined by members of the executive direction of the Unitary Workers Union (CUT), which demanded that the government respects national sovereignty by closing US bases in Colombian territory.

http://www.dailynews.lk/2009/07/29/wld05.asp


Criticism grows over Colombia's U.S. military plan
By Hugh Bronstein
Reuters
Monday, August 3, 2009; 10:03 AM

BOGOTA (Reuters) - A plan to increase U.S. troops in Colombia is drawing opposition not just from left-wing populist leaders in the region but from the moderate governments of Brazil and Chile as well.

The spreading criticism threatens to isolate Colombia from its neighbors as it combats a cocaine-funded insurgency.

The government is expected to sign an expanded U.S. military pact this month after a final round of talks. Colombia, Washington's main ally in the region, says the plan is aimed at strengthening anti-drug efforts.

But leftist Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez accuses the United States of setting up a military platform in Colombia from which to "attack" its neighbors.

Chavez allies in Ecuador, Bolivia and Nicaragua were quick to blast the plan as well. But Colombia was shocked late last week when Chile, a model of free-market policies, and regional heavyweight Brazil voiced concern about the deal as well.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/03/AR2009080300890.html

So, I'll start: I hear Hugo Chavez is outlawing the oppression of panty hose. Only garters represent Bolivaran revolutionary independence.

...I am officially not a fan.

http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=97983§ionid=351020101

I hear Hugo Chavez flies to Iran to eat oranges with Ahmadinnerjacket every weekend. :wow:

...but I figure you won't trust any of 'em.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/12/iran-election-chavez-wish_n_214926.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526160,00.html

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/273162,venezuelas-chavez-praises-ahmadinejads-great-victory.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/5526721/Iran-elections-revolt-as-crowds-protest-at-Mahmoud-Ahmadinejads-rigged-victory.html

But given our history of destabilizing Ven, it's not surprising that he'd not buy in. And if you look at his statements and those of his government, they were calls to let Iranians solve Iranian problems. That's his context.

as funny as the Hugo is the devil folks. you idolize Chavez. It couldn't be more obvious, and you will brook no criticism of him whatsoever.

Now please return to your copious slobbering over your idol.

:applause:

He really did call Bush bad names, sorry!

Okay, he eats puppies after he personally snatches out of the arms of little children!

Mmm, that's better ~

Chavez Waxed Barbara Bush's Beautiful Mind

that's OK with me, if people want to wear panty hose they should be allowed. just like they should be free to select their choice of media outlet.

Chavez Hates the Internets!

... you'll win the whole internets!

Chavez is Obama's Father!!! He's got a Venezuelan Birth Certificate!!!

:rofl:

He was really the anti-American wrestler known as the Iron Sheik who often opposed true American grappler Hulk Hogan back in the 80s.

TlalocW

:)

...we start moving hundreds of M1A2 tanks, Bradley Fighting Vehicles, Apache helicopters, F-15E's and F-22's into Columbia. As far as I know, the U.S. is very sensitive about projecting the wrong image in the region and limits itself to assets used for humanitarian aid and drug interdiction.

Hugo loves his drama, though.

they gave $4 million dollars in military aid to Peru the week of the last massacre against the indigenous people. :)

But, Hugo Chavez is arming street urchins to take us down! :wow:

We still give them anti-drug military aid, but then turn a blind eye to their internal affairs.

Hugo is arming those street urchins with Kilo submarines, T-90 tanks, BMP 3's, MI-28 & MI-35 helicopter gunships, Il-78 aerial tankers, Il-76 military freight aircraft and SU-30 Interceptors. He's taking Venezuelan armaments to an entirely new level of offensive capability.

You know how they do this, the US or Russia raises the bar, and the other responds. We sell someone something and the Russians or Chinese sell their neighbors the equivalent. The poor farmers are still plowing their fields with Ox and hand-held hoes, barefoot (good luck getting fertilizer) and are, as often as not, growing coco leaf, pot or poppies just to pay the bribes and taxes on their land.

with China to dovetail with their land reform program.

But, I hear Hugo Chavez kicks canes from under old ladies.

but then he gives them an AK or RPG to get around with.

at crowds of Peruvian Amazonians indigenous people protesting the rape and pillage of their ancestral homelands where they have always lived all their lives which he has tried to sell out from under them to oil and lumber companies, leaving them the opportunity to learn to live hovering in the air if they can find some unused airspace somewhere.

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This is the oversized bag of goo who has closed multiple radio and tv stations in Peru, with NOT ONE ####ING WORD UTTERED BY CORPORATE MEDIA IN THE STATES. He has massacred Peruvians brutally, in numbers, after trying to crucify them in the press first by claiming they were selfish turds for not willingly giving up their homes in the forest so Peru could rake in the profits, he publicly claimed they were not first class citizens, then he had his military start blowing them up from the air, and from the land where they live.

NOT ONE PRECIOUS WORD of condolence to the victims' families in our own corporate pig media, not one word of dismay. This man is beloved in Washington because, like Uribe, he excels at pompous posturing, and groveling at the feet of Washington elites, while wielding a horrendous, sadistic contempt toward the poor, and the defenseless.

He's exactly the kind of "leader" our right-wing worships. He's their guy in Latin America, almost as beloved of them as Uribe, who really is beholden to no one when it comes to silencing dissent the permanent way, a Latin American President the US right-wing has NEVER mentioned when they pitch their fits about Chavez and extended terms. They go completely mute as if struck dumb about the fact Uribe didn't even leave it to the people to vote in a referendum concerning his breach of Colombian constitutional limits on Presidential terms. Nope. Leaving nothing to chance, his party members BRIBED Colombian senators to vote to change the constitution.
Now he's working on changing it again.

That's just totally agreeable among heavy-breathing, over focused, hot and sweaty good old lovers of death and destruction of the poor in other countries, the US right-wing unfulfilled, sociopathic blowhards.

http://www.pslweb.org.nyud.net:8090/images/content/pagebuilder/46194.jpg http://www.cbc.ca.nyud.net:8090/gfx/images/news/photos/2009/01/13/alvaro-uribe-cp-6085007.jpg

Uribe, Colombian President,3rd largest foreign aid recipient in the world, 2nd largest ongoing humanitarian disaster in the world, 2nd only to Sudan, more union workers assassinated than the rest of the world altogether, hell on journalists, while surviving journalists admit to "self-censoring" to remain in the land of the living.

They've got these 2 who have created living hell for the poor, but our puffy, bloated, blotchy spoiled brat wingers look right past them to raise holy hell if Hugo Chavez burps.

countries, like Venezuela, were 'calling us' for decades as this government supported dictator after dictator in their countries. Have you read any of the history of US interference in that part of the world?

They hate Chavez because they could not defeat him. They tried, but the people of Venezuela rose up against the US-backed Coup d'etaters. For decades we sent them trained torturers to keep their people down, and assassinated their leaders, or helped over throw them, all in the interests of greed and power.

We have little moral authority in SA but Chavez is extremely popular as country after country throws off their oppressive governments. The US ought to be helping the progress of Democracy in that region of the world, they ought to be cheering for it, IF we really were what we claim to be, instead as always WE are the enemy of those people. So, good for Chavez and anyone else who won't put up with having their countries sold out anymore and their resources stolen and their people impoverished and kept ignorant.

Now, if we could just concentrate on not allowing the same greedy, war-mongering, power-hungry cowards to take over this country, and leave Chavez et al alone, we'd be far better off. And maybe, seeing as how he has dealt with the same global criminals, he could give us some advice.

Lol, you got me there I love that monster!

:wow:

And then fathered Jimmy Carter.

For that alone, he should swing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauHDIlhvTk

:rofl:

He knows no one can listen to that song without gagging violently. He's trying to kill us using sound waves.

... you don't want us to make shit up about Chavez someone else already did!

Gotcha!

:wow:

Oh wait, that one's true. Sorry, wrong thread I guess.

Why would you do that?

lol

:hi:

And that coup, which he apologized for and served time for, was against a real bastard that really did kill people in the streets like so many bugs.

/Oops. Hugo Chavez screwed up my CAP LOCK key.

And the guy he tried to take out was a real corrupt bastard. It was not unusual to see bodies on the street. I saw some federal officers take some supposed bank robbers away in handcuffs. Later that day on the news we saw that they had been "killed" on the scene.

I also know personally from friends that the people rose up and surrounded the presidential palace (sort of their white house) when we tried to remove him. They couldn't get him out because of the 100s of 1000s of people surrounding them.

to make himself look good.

:hi:

You always come up short in your continual reference to the coup he led, while ALWAYS leaving out the fact two different coups attempted to remove a mass murdering monster.

For DU'ers who feel a need to see more about what's NOT mentioned in this recurrent half-truth, please take a moment and look up "El Caracazo," the name given to a national disgrace in Venezuela, which became a pivotal time in their history, and triggered a movement AWAY from the rule by oligarchy instantly.

The result of the coup was that Hugo Chavez became an instant celebrity among the massive poor population for his attempt to remove this mass murdering filth, Carlos Andres Perez.

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ETC.

which opened the door for mass murdering, death squad-loving monsters, and what happened in Venezuela, when two different leaders attempted to remove a mass murdering monster from power.

I don't think these tubes are that stupid, that they don't know their Latin American history, so the only conclusion can be that they are hoping to deceive readers who don't know Latin American history.

Someone who would shoot Richard Speck is not the same kind of person who would shoot Mother Teresa. The one who would shoot Mother Teresa would be a right-winger!

--imm

lol

on DU. For the record, I rec'd this post.

The lies that are told about Chavez in this country are bad enough, but that Democrats are involved, is really sad. His country voted overwhelmingly for him in a an election that was cleaner than any we've had here for a long time. What business is it of the US what the people of Venezuela want?

That country had an 80% illiteracy and poverty rate before he took over. Looks like some on DU would like to see Venezuela go back to those dark days for some reason. Rightwingers I can understand, I never understood those on the so-called left though. And mostly in America. The propaganda here is beyond belief.

lol

:hi:

Just to make our great President look bad!

lol

And he unrec'd my thread about the Turkish building that does somersaults when imploded.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6212039

just to throw us off.

Busy little bee, isn't he? :rofl:

:spray:

I have never lived in any country (6 countries and counting) where there is so much propaganda happening all the time.

and guests to Morning Joe. :)

Hugo Chavez Taught Shepherd Smith the F-Word.

He's got his faults, but like you said, he's improved things for the poor... and many have died for such sins as actually trying to change things for the poor at the expense of the rich... so he's still ahead of the game.

Just to watch him die.

That's nothing, our VP, Cheney shot a FRIEND in the face, and the FRIEND apologized!

s

Wait, that turns out to be true. I guess I'm just not that imaginative.

lol

n/t

:rofl:

Back away from the TeeVee, it's melting what's left of your brain.
:rofl:

hi ef!

I hear Chavez is buying all of Michael Jackson's gloves.

:)

Jackson's doctor and Hugo are not one in the same? Have you ever seen them in the same room together? That's what I thought.

:cry:


Full Disclosure - I don't have a dog.

:scared:

I say there's a connection.

lol

;-)

:P

Just like Obama :hi:

:hi:

I had a psychic read my cats most recent hairball.... THAT is how I know.

:rofl:

No doubt, he will smack his lips and say gracias.

lol

I mean, since Obama paved the way for non-US born Presidents...snort snort! Bet we can hook him up with a fake US Birth Certificate too!

using EarlG's template. lol

:rofl:

:rofl:

eom

He's the one who talked him into wearing diapers. He besmirched Vitter's good name.

He's also the one who encouraged Larry Craig to look for quick dates in airport bathrooms, and convinced Elliot Spitzer he should probably look for ways to work off his excess energy.

He also suggested Dick Cheney should go on that canned grouse hunt or whatever it was, and settle an old grudge when no one was looking.

He hired someone to substitute Mexican Jumping Beans for Bush's pretzels.

That's probably the reason behind the coup.

every quarter?

He's the new Saddam Hussein.

12 year before he was born.

But only because the dingo ate my baby.

Has anyone EVER seen the two of them in the same place, at the same time?

With the cross border-social death, mercenary-driven drugged out chaos, running fire fights with scores of dead in the broad daylight into Texas borders towns up to & through Phoenix & East Los & parts beyond with authorities on both sides; their disinclination to do so; Evo Morales-style, will energize others to consider "national sovereignty" in a manner that services their own interests enter 5 bases as a mere for instance, there...

Pretty sure that qualifies as 'making shit up' to a Hugo-phile

the pain, the pain! .... wait, that might actually be an act of kindness.

He's better than Superman, shits sunshine and makes every day worth living!

I wonder what EFerrari's snappy comeback will be? Probably "that's not made up, it's true!"

Or don't you think it should be left up to the Venezuelan public?

....at least I think they can.....right?

I just don't have to buy the stories that he never does anything wrong. There always seems to be a very convenient excuse for certain behavior on his part.

By definition, everything he does is absolutely correct!

I once saw Hugo Chavez walk on water to heal a wounded swan.

He is love.

:P

Oh wait, you said make stuff up...let me try again.

from 5 to 7. This article is in Spanish but that is what is says. 7 new bases in Colombia to better fight our "war on drugs".

Aviones militares de E.U. podrán aterrizar en siete bases colombianas, anunció el general Padilla

http://www.eltiempo.com/colombia/justicia/aviones-militares-de-eu-podran-aterrizar-en-siete-bases-colombianas-anuncio-el-general-padilla_5771667-1

I saw him scissor kick a ten-point buck and throw it in the back of his pickup! And as we drove back to town, the deer wakes up and bites me in the clavicle! And Chavez, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Hugo Chavez! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth that sounds like "Hugochavez!" Well, not exactly, but it's pretty damn good for a deer!

TO HUGO CHAVEZ!!

(Well, you did ask me to make shit up...)

:hi:

Don't let'em shit'ya it's just a big ole bowl of cherries


















I've had it explained to me that certain threads are posted, and not just here; but by, actually, far-left disruptor's cause that is the intent: to break all interest *over there* anywhere but where it needs to be concentrated upon and that is just fine so long as it is working for someone somewhere...maybe even Hugo ;)

:hi:

well...unless they're just plain nasty but neither one of us are there quite yet yes ;) :hug: Though I do feel it is beyond dispute that it is the endeavor of others to disrupt us and of that there can be no doubt believe it.

My only recommend to anyone within screen-shot; is to not be seen as part of that Skinner or no and oh btw...Skinner already knows these things. DU Admin allows a breathtakingly longitudinal/latitudinal display of some of the most desolate infractions upon broadband that much is a given as well such that their sanctioning even by proxy the usage thereof is not per se an indicator as to whether they may or may not agree, just that they may be adhering to our inalienable rights, ergo? In *my* opinion?

Welcome To America :patriot:

That was just a back-drop :cry:

lol

:hi: