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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:37 AM
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Poll question: So, how did Obama get those birth announcements in those newspapers in Hawaii decades ago?
We all know that Obama is not a natural born citizen!!!11111!!!!111!!!

But... how did he get those announcements in those newspapers all those years ago?

http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/obamabirth.php
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:38 AM
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1. Time travel
of course
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mecherosegarden Donating Member (434 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:44 AM
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7. +1
He was a cocoon that aliens from an unknown Galaxy left in the ocean floor to come back later and save Earth. He got out, went surfing to Hawaii to place the add, went back into the cocoon until....

:D
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:49 AM
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21. Yep, yep, absolutely, yabetcha....
That too, also, is my conclusionary opinionation!
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MNDemNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:38 AM
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2. Satan has his ways.
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 09:39 AM by MNDemNY
:evilgrin:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:40 AM
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3. The Illuminati and the Freemasons conspired with Jeremiah Wright
and Bill Ayers to put the birth announcement in the paper with the idea that Barack would be the first black President.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:42 AM
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4. the question is...
how did he make Hawaii a state just prior to that

that is where the evil plot began
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:42 AM
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5. Obama family car, circa 1961
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:05 AM
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17. That used to be one of my favorite movies ever.
Always watched it whenever it came on. Didn't like the new version of it.
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:42 AM
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6. Other: The USAF went back in time. Evidence? Look here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6215052&mesg_id=6215052
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:45 AM
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8. option 2 is crazy talk - the time machine part is fine
but EVERYONE knows that Hillary was the perp.

:tinfoilhat:
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dorkulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:45 AM
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9. Lee Harvey Oswald did it nt
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:46 AM
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10. I opted for mind control. He learned it from some
Edited on Tue Aug-04-09 09:48 AM by Ilsa
aliens that came from a planet in orbit around Alpha Centauri. Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Bleacher Creature Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:47 AM
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11. George Soros.
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alsame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:49 AM
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12. ACORN did it. nt
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:49 AM
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13. Everyone knew in 1961 that a biracial kid named Barack Hussein Obama whose parent's marriage was
still illegal in many states would eventually grow up to be the first Black President of the US. It was obvious back then. So they needed a conspiracy to have him born here because they would have him born somewhere else for no apparent reason. Chrystal clear. ;) How did they do it? It was magic. Mystery solved.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:51 AM
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14. Soviet plot.
Them commies think LONG-TERM. ;)
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:53 AM
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15. Time travel, "Back To The Future" style
Obama goes back in time to make sure his parents meet and fall in love.

If not for his own help, he would have ended up being born in Montana to Dick Cheney and an unknown farm animal instead of his real parents.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:02 AM
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16. Simple slingshot maneuver.
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crickets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:09 AM
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19. Winner!
Very nearly suffered a 'lunch + monitor' moment when I burst out laughing. :thumbsup:
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:16 AM
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20. And that ain't no 'Ensign Rickey.' nt
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:08 AM
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18. God came to Obama's mother and told her that a son was to be born to her...
...a male child...and that he would one day be President of the United States. He told her that she would be blessed and that she should prepare for this phenomena by laying the groundwork from Day 1 and to educate the child until he was called to serve...and, thus, the people spoke and, thus, it came to be.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 10:55 AM
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22. Other: The Devil put thm there.
The Freepers, who are also convinced that God annointed Gee Dubya president (everyone knows the voters had nothing to with it), also think that the Devil is behind Obama's rise to power.
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 11:02 AM
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23. One day in Chicago,
Marshall Brodein appeared in the clouds over the Bozo show studio, waved his magic wand, and caused it to be so.
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 11:06 AM
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24. Easy. They twittered it on facebook.
Then they sent a hard-copy through their fax machine.
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