Patriot senior citizens should beware of The Scooter Store!!!111!!!1!!1

I just saw a commercial on TV for the The Scooter Store.

The commercial said that senior citizens could get a scooter for no money, Medicare will pick up the bill. They advertise this right on their website.

http://www.thescooterstore.com/paymentoptions/paymentoptions_medicare.aspx

Well, we all know that Medicare is an evil government socialist program. How do we know that these evil socialist scooters haven't been programmed to drive senior citizens off to socialist FEMA euthanasia death camps?!?!/1?!11?

NO SCOOTERS!

Look at this terrified man being forcibly driven to a FEMA euthanasia camp by his scooter.



Think there's no link between FEMA and The Scooter Store? Think again.
http://www.thescooterstore.com/news/2005/pr_20050913.aspx

Oh yeah, and rip up your Medicare cards too, 'cause I've heard they're microchipped.

;)

I've had a confrontation with a freeper/sheeple over this very issue.

Thanks for the chuckles.

parents and grandparents' medical bills? They bitch and moan about government health care, but they certainly don't seem to mind when Medicare covers the cost of grandpa's scooter. Hypocrites all.

;)

It must be true!

I read it on the internets!

But yes, I'm afraid this information is true.

it's a giant scam that's making it more difficult for people who really need mobility scooters to get them. :grr:

:wow: How the hell fast do those damn things go???

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