Aspray You have to see this to believe it.

This is a real add. I saw it at lunch today.

https://www.buyaspray.com/flare/next

I never thought I hear of a product like this outside of a porn shop.

To be honest...there are a couple of people I know to whom I would like to send that....

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and if you order now, they'll send you a second one free! Hilarious.. I told my 16 ye old he should embed the video on his my space. He just shook his head.

How about that pocket sprayer!

Speaking generally, of course.

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OMG, that's the funniest commercial I've ever seen.

Ass Don't Smell

Bob.....Kevin Nealon
Male Co-Worker #1.....Rob Schneider
Male Co-Worker #2.....David Spade
Male Co-Worker #3.....Tim Meadows


Bob: Let me bring you up to date on the Civic Center project..

Male Co-Worker #1: < sniffing the air > Did somebody step in something?

Bob: I had Ted draw these up over the weekend..

Male Co-Worker #1: Oh, come on! Doesn't anybody else smell it?

< turns around and disgusts tow other co-workers with the smell from his ass >

Bob: I think we've finally solved the underground garage problem..

Male Co-Worker #1: I'm sorry. I can't concentrate. Can't we do this over the phone?

Male Co-Worker #2: Yes!

< everyone leaves the office, leaving confused >

< SUPER: The Next Day >

Bob: < notices Ass Don't Smell canister on his desk > Ass Don't Smell? < thinking > Hmm.. maybe osmebody's trying to tell me something..

Announcer: Scrubbing doesn't work; perfumes only cover it up; and who has the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up to Ass Don't Smell.

< SUPER: A Week Later >

Male Co-Worker #3: Hey, Bob! Congratulations on the Civic Center project!

Bob: Thanks!

Male Co-Worker #3: < notices canister in Bob's locker > Huh? Ass Don't Smell? But your ass doesn't smell.

Bob: < smiling confidently > Exactly.

Announcer: Ass Don't Smell. The name says it all. Now, in new tamper-proof package.


SNL Transcripts

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On paper it makes sense because it addresses Acid Reflux. But in the commercial? It sounds like they're saying ASS EFFECTS. LMAO!!! These people should really try saying the product name aloud before running with it!

just saw the commercial. Not what I thought it was! That's crazy!

Radical, I know.

"I have odors in....*special* places"
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