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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:19 PM
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Is there anything more annoying than Glenn Beck?
We put this to our crack team of scientists. Indeed yes, they found a certain type of tick that dwells in the steamy jungles of Borneo that burrows up the anus and lodges itself in the wall of the stomach. As the tick grows it releases larvae that are small enough to get into the blood stream and basically eat the person alive. Eventually, the host tears up his clothes and wanders around drunk like yelling for brains.

Still, 9 out of 10 scientists picked Beck.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:24 PM
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:27 PM
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2. In the Amazon there is a type of small catfish that
likes to invade the human urethra by swimming up your penis, attaching themselves the the wall of the urethra and biting a hole and gorging on the blood. The results can be fatal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

and even THAT is not as annoying as Glenn Beck.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:28 PM
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4. If you crossed the anal tick
with the penis catfish......
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:28 PM
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3. Chewing on tinfoil is AS annoying as Beck.
And shaving your ass with a cheese grater then sitting in a big bowl of lemon juice is very nearly as annoying as Beck.
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LewisCass Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:30 PM
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5. I actually like him!
KIDDING don't kill me.

I would say re-runs of Glenn Beck :smoke:
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timeforpeace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:34 PM
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6. Close second is all the threads about him.
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SalviaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:38 PM
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7. A yeast infection... no, not quite as annoying.
I'll keep thinking on it.
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Dulcinea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:57 PM
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15. A yeast infection eventually clears up.
Not sure Glenn Beck will.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 04:06 PM
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16. Yeah. Apply plain yogurt directly to the site of the itching and burning, and your problem is solved
Just make sure it includes acidophilus.

Glenn Beck, OTOH, you could feed all the Dannon in the world and he'd still itch and burn like a mofo.
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Pyrzqxgl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:39 PM
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8. I thought Beck was the anal tick?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:43 PM
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9. An appliance section with all the TVs tuned to Glenn Beckkk?
:scared:
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 04:10 PM
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17. My friend, you just described
what Hell looks like.
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:44 PM
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10. the word congresscritter is pretty annoying
but its pretty close.
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:55 PM
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13. Would you prefer "Congresscreature"?
Because it's obvious they are not human and have no sympathy for their constituents. This also gets rid of the awkward word "Congresswoman," which is sexist as well as species-ist (they aren't human either).
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:57 PM
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14. Well, its better than critter which almost makes them sound cute
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:44 PM
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11. Some drunks and reformed drunks can be more annoying than Glenn Beck
Meth heads too.
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 03:53 PM
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12. Yes, the dreaded Candiru in the Amazon river.
From The Venture Brothers WIKI:

The Monarch planned to use this nasty little fish, with a penchant for swimming up a man's penis and lodging itself there, using barbs to mantain its position, on Team Venture in Are You There God? It's Me, Dean. While it is maintained by a few skeptics that this fish is a myth, there is indeed such a fish as the candiru, which has been known to swim up the urethra.

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