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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:16 PM
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Damn...I wish I had thought of this excuse!
I mean...for regular porn, not the "kitty" variety. ;)

Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads


The Associated Press
2:42 p.m. August 7, 2009


JENSEN BEACH, Fla. — Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.


http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/aug/07/us-odd-child-pornography-cat-080709/

-JB
:eyes:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:18 PM
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1. I say let the guy go.
Honestly tell me there isn't a cat alive who wouldn't conspire to do this to somebody.
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:20 PM
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3. I agree
It does sound like a very feline thing to do!
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pepperbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-09-09 02:10 AM
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23. this is where keyboard cat plays him off. n/t
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 06:05 PM
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18. Hell, it's happened to me and I don't even have a cat!!
I've always wondered how all those picture of pussies got on my computer. :wow:
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 05:28 PM
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21. Oh,
:spank:
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:18 PM
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2. David Shuster read that on his show and I damn near fell on te floor
I was laughing so hard.
But I no longer trust my cats and I have changed my password.
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:21 PM
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4. Oh, I missed that!
And, that is a smart move. And I hope you didn't change it to the kitty's name...they're on to that one. ;)
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:23 PM
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5. "It is unclear if he has an attorney." ?
Why won't his cat let him have an attorney?
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:25 PM
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7. I read that the other way
Why won't he let his cat have an attorney?
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:31 PM
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10. Heh, heh! n/t
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:24 PM
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6. Florida
What a surprise
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:27 PM
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8. It's a good defense.
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Xicano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:32 PM
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11. Darn rug beat me to it.. :)
:toast:
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Xicano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:31 PM
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9. Busted! Here he is!
Caught him red handed, er, red pawed.
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:35 PM
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12. So, apparently this is rampant!
Stop Kitty Porn!!

(Our next Town Hall).

:D
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AnotherDreamWeaver Donating Member (917 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-09-09 06:47 PM
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24. If that cat is a HIM and still has his balls, he is worth some $$$$
I did hear the story of a girl who found a male calico kitten in a sack at the dump one time.
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:35 PM
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13. Hell, I buy it. The poor bastard probably forgot to clean out the kitty box one too many times.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:44 PM
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14. The cat wanted...
Fancy Feast.

The guy gave him Friskies instead



"I'll show you, you dirty bastard!!!!!"


Do not piss off the cat!


:scared:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:45 PM
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15. Kittie Porn!
:rofl:
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 04:19 PM
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20. Nonono.... it's 'Kittie Pron'!
Good stuff.
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Tulio Donating Member (51 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:47 PM
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16. I have major stuff happening today....But this gave me...
a much deserved laugh out loud. Quick thinking!
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Joanie Baloney Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-07-09 05:48 PM
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17. I'm glad
that this gave you a laugh. Good luck with your "stuff".

:D
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bobburgster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 03:56 PM
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19. Hmmm, my cat was reading over my shoulder.....
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 05:32 PM
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22. My cat has made a forum post before
something along the lines of "asdkfja;oiuuaadasdflasdfaf".

and she programmed a new number into my cell phone: 33333

She doesn't seem to be interested in downloading porn, fortunately.
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