Focus on the Family falls on hard times...can anyone spare a dime, er, $6 million?

Bring out the tiny violin...Joe at Amplify received a letter from a desperate Focus On Your Family begging for cash:

"Right now we're facing a serious budget shortfall that threatens our ability to reach out to parents, families and married couples who count on our help. Income is down nearly $6 million from what we expected and planned for this year."

Oh my, why isn't God looking out for the organization founded by Daddy D to save America from the evils of ho-mo-sexuality, fornication and reproductive rights?! Damn, are they not praying enough? Oh that's right, they are so busy peeping into everyone's business that they forgot to drop on their knees to ask for protection of "the God-ordained covenant between one man and one woman."

The other problem is the FOTF's donor base is now probably on the dole and eating Alpo because of the shitty shape Holy Dear Leader left the economy in when he took off in the helicopter to fly back to Texas and away from the mess he made.

http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/12440/focus-on-the-family-falls-on-hard-timescan-anyone-spare-a-dime-er-6-million

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:woohoo:

The shit ass bastards that brought us bush.

See ya Bible thumpers!
Thanks for the millions, I mean billions!
Suckers!
Smell ya later!

eh, eh, eh, eh, eh....... smirk.

Seriously! We win twice if we do that!

generate a little seed cash on the Ponies at the Track, turn it into big time dollars on the Roulette wheel in Atlantic City, invest it for the long haul in the Market. . .

It seems it'd be so easy for a bunch of shills who claim to hook for "The Most Powerful Being in the Universe." Unless, of course, "The MPBU" is just plain tired of their shit.

They're just another bunch of Pharisees. I would feel sorry for them if they didn't get into politics amongst other things. Maybe, they'll learn what it is to be real Christians.

...nope, can't do it. Can't make me. I can't contain it, it's bubbling up, you might want to stand back . . .

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I accidentally wound up in their parking lot last year, got lost on my way to the Colorado Democratic Convention. Freaked me out so bad when I looked up and saw their sign that I peeled rubber exiting their property. Would probably have gotten a ticket had I been driving at the time. . .

pissed off for at least an hour. I think the whole place gives off bad vibes.

Oh, wait... George Bush's crappy economy made all their supporters lose their jobs, and I bet a lot of them have LOST HEALTHCARE and don't have the extra money to send them anything!

TlalocW

Like the rest of us have had to do because of Bush's economy.

their friggin' signs welcoming them to the Focus on the Family from I-25.

Briargate exit, I believe.

Hawkeye-X

my Daughter calls them the fuckus family group.

I will try to squeeze out a tear here...







it's coming...




it's coming...

WAAAAAAAAH-mbulence?

Down 6 million!! Holy Cow! Wonder how much they actually collected.

I mean, were they expecting 8 mil and only got 2? or did they expect 20 mil and only got 14? I'm hoping they were expecting 6 mil.
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Should have thought about the consequences of letting those bandits steal the 2000 election.

Focus on the Family?! I am so tired of seeing all these upper class, white bread, white collar, conservative christian a-holes proselytizing from their high and mighty pedestals about their superior knowledge on what family is, while condemning the evils of "homersexual queermos and their abortin' fetus lovin' feminazi traditional marriage destroying compadres" since ya know, God tells them directly after all, all while their many prominent talking heads are secretly violating the sanctity of their heterosexual marriages with male prostitutes in a truck stop restroom.

One of these days, I am gonna form my own little organization called "Fuck the Family." That's right "Fuck the Family" or at least these nut bars Leave it to Beaver, Father Knows Best, completely made up bullshit lifestyle version of family. And as for their falling on hard times and needing donations...well, DEAL WITH IT BROKE MUTHAFUCKAS!!!

Well, goddamn them, they are clearly not true believers. All true believers in the power of prayer should join me and telling them to "GO TO HELL YOU HEATHEN UNBELIEVERS!!!" And "No soup for you!"

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For a group that considers themselves to be our intellectual equals, they sure have a hard time removing people from their mailing list.

Just as Richard Viguerie did. Just as Bushes did. Just as..............

affordable and complete health care (insurance), good-paying jobs and the ability to become better educated, then their followers may have been able to afford to give them some scratch.

But, as it is... not so much.

That's what you get for promoting a faux Christian oligopoly of mega-corporate masters.

This is the 'Purpose Driven Bankruptcy'. :rofl:

...rather than on bogus in-name-only hate groups.