Sarah Palin takes questions about "Death Panels™" A Townhall in Pictures

Gov. Palin: "Yes sirree! You're first, Mr. Hat-Man."


Mr. Hat-Man: "Thank you, Gov. Palin. How did you come up with the idea of 'Death Panels™'?"


Gov. Palin: "My lawyers told me that if I trademarked a phrase I could get some royalty checks rolling in to fund my 2012 campaign. Needless to say, that's working fine and dandy. Next question, you Suit guy!"


Suit Guy: "Gov. Palin, what will these 'Death Panels™' look like"?


Gov. Palin: "I'm glad that you asked that question there, handsome. It just so happens that I've brought a model of a 'Death Panel™' member's uniform. I designed it myself"

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Gov. Palin: "He's so cute. How about you, miss lady in the back."


Miss Lady In The Back: "Gov. Palin, my husband cheated on me for our entire marriage. Now he's sick and bedridden. How do I get him in front of a 'Death Panel™'?"


Gov. Palin: "I hear you talkin', there missy. I'll tell ya', we have a special clause just for philandering hubbies that I'm sure will keep them at home. And it works just great. Isn't that right, Toddy? You, Missy in the Green Jacket."


Missy In The Green Jacket: "Thank you very much, Gov. Palin. First I want to say that I love what you're wearing."


Gov. Palin: "Thank YOU! You're such a dearie. What can I do for you?"


Missy In The Green Jacket: "Governor, what's it like being perfect? Can I be perfect like you?"


Gov. Palin: "I simply go by three words. 'Never shut up'. Ok, last question, right here."


Last Questioner: "Thank you, Gov. Palin. Instead of the Obamacare 'Death Panel™', what is the Republican plan from dealing with end of life care."


Gov. Palin: "Thank you, don't you look just cute. The Republican Party simply proposes that, instead of a government run 'Death Panel™', we put your lives in the hands of the people who really know what's best for us... America's Health Insurance Companies. Thank you all for coming"

You've nailed it. :thumbsup:

That woman is SUCH a phony. I want to vomit whenever I hear something from her.

I found her face all over the place to be quite painful.

The federal government had to shut the program for elderly and disabled down. Did you fix it; no you quit and went to New York meet with your publishers.





Are you one of those Alaskan bloggers??!!

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