Jackpine's Online Troll School

(With thanks to Scheming Daemons--see http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6301010 --for pointing out the need for this service & apologies for so unashamedly ripping him off)

--Lern how to pass yourself off as a liberal on wacko Maoist sites

--Lern how to spell good (and when to misspell things Seriesly--you need this so you can blend in and not look like a Moran; remember, most liberals graduated high scool and some even went to collich, which is where they got there crazy Godless ideas)

--Lern how to be more persuaisive in making them feel hopless

--Lern how to construct iffective arguments pointing out how stuff makes Liberls look bad

--And much, much more--the essentiel infromation you need to get hired on for an online Trool career.

10 Super Lessons 4 only $200. Get your credit card out and go to makejackpinerich.com

before this country is russia.

bonus pack:

there, again also not to reply in jingles. again, there, idea should be longer than bumper sticker and if it rimes, it's no good here. evil librul elite eat arugla. all of us there, again, that u pu in front of us.

Good entrance, "hey, just got some great wheat grass and I'm wondering when in the heavens we will get that mary jane bill passed?" Good job!

I'm trying to make some serious money here.

for an extra 29.95 a month. cuz of the evolution and stuff. dinosaurs.

that's got to be good fer another 19.95 a week.

;-)

and includes a Hitler mustache.

I'm rootin' fer ya.

:)

You kin pay your $200 in 4 eazy paymints of $67 a peace.

-Hoot

Unless they don't have the mental faculties to realize that you are doin...


Never mind.

Carry on.

Don't scawe the twolls.