What Church Does Rush Limbaugh Attend?

Since the fundamentalists love Rush so much, isn't it worth some probing to find out what church he attends?

I mean the words Rush Limbaugh and church attendance sort of draws a big blank with me. Why is that?

Of course, we all know that this multiple divorcee and drug-addict and consumer of Viagra and condoms has a very busy life to lead, but since Rush is the darling of folks like James Dobson and the entire Christian Rightwing, and since he's harped on and on against Bill Clinton's church-going, Jimmy Carter's church-going, and especially against the churches that President Obama, Michelle and their daughters have attended, I am particularly interested in where Rush Limabauh attends church every Sunday? And if not, why not? And if not, why does this hedonistic doper get so much adulation from people of faith?

What Church does Rush Limbaugh attend? Or why doesn't he?

Since Limbaugh is the defacto leader of the Republican Party, I think it's a question that the media might want to look into.

Hey Rush, what do you have against the House of God?

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Same place his radio "studio" is. Mush rarely leaves his "compound".

The Family... they have way too many ahem outreach places where he can find guidance in this religion of the powerful that is the Family.

... "Suffer the little boys unto me"... sayeth the pig-man.

He bashes atheists, sure, but he's never mentioned being part of a church.

He spends all his free time watching Fox or other political shows, especially the Sunday shows.

Funny enough, his fundie fans have NEVER called him on it.

would cause too much of a distraction.

Yeah - so THEY say. Truth is they liked to SLEEP IN ON SUNDAYS as religion was just good politics, but not part of their real lives come Sunday morning.

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He is a radio disk jockey. His entire adult life has been spent saying stuff he knows was bullshit in return for money. whether he was on some local top 40 show pitching the local body and fender garage, or on nationally syndicated program hawking snapple and getting dumbasses all in a dither over liberals it's just what he does. He's a fat blob of shit but I think it's an act he puts on for the hicks.

My guess is he hasn't been in a church for years, doesn't intend to go in one, doesn't give a rats ass about what jeebus would do, and hopes to hell he can avoid the question for the next ten or twenty years,

He's a total fraud. I just think he should be pressed on his lack of church attendance. He worships himself and his belly.

It was either that, or Temple Barad-dûr.

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there are a number of humorous answers listed - and I agree that it's fun to make fun of Rush - but David Zephyr (original poster of this thread) is on to something.

We should be all over Rush to tell us what church he attends and his religious beliefs. I'd like to hear him backpedal this one.

We really should press him on this. Making fun of him on this - just gives him a platform to strike back. But if we approach him seriously with this question - I think it would put him in a real bind.

Two of his three weddings took place at Centenary United Methodist Church in his home town of Cape Girardeau, MO.

He's United Methodist, as are George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

It's a question we need to get to asking and to hopefully have the media ask.

We know this fraud doesn't attend church, but it would be great to box him into attending one regularly.

He's crawled all up Obama's ass about the church he attended, so what church does the blowhard attend?

Thanks.

Besides, all of the Bibles would burst into flames if he made it through the entry way.

Nice retro-reference, ay? :)

And man, are we witty people!

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That's just as good in Wingnut Land

though I doubt he's a regular attender.

is Rush's religion

Never seen a pharmacy in the back of a church. I'm stumped.

In his hometown--so I assume that was the church he was raised in.

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Of course.

Dedicated to self worship and answerable to Rush only.

I hope you don't mind me cut and pasting this question on another forum.

Don't worry...I'll reference you.

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if that helps any.