the latest fundy template for successful marriages.

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:09 PM
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the latest fundy template for successful marriages.

it's called Taken in Hand, and as best I can tell, the husband is supreme, and enforces his edicts by spanking. I don't think it's a spoof site, either
http://www.takeninhand.com/an.overview.of.taken.in.hand

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wtmusic

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:12 PM
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1. Love this one

"If you are a single man looking for a woman with whom to develop a Taken In Hand relationship, don't reject women who need to be brought to submission."

Freeks.

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KittyWampus

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:14 PM
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2. Well, I know some women who are into this stuff but it has nothing to do with god.

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WCGreen

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:16 PM
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4. Except when the occasional OMG eeks out....

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LostInAnomie

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:16 PM
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3. I read a book once that claimed that kind of stuff was common with fundamentalist Mormons.

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Contrary1

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:18 PM
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5. I'll copy and paste quickly, as this one makes me want to

:puke:

"... I’m actually the one in the relationship who has to take on the heavier burden. I hate having to spank my wife – it causes me pain. But I do it because I want my wife to be free to be the woman I know she can be. I always hug my wife after I’m finished spanking her and tell her how much I love her, holding back the tears I feel. I think I get more comfort out of those hugs than my wife does, but then she is the woman – it’s her job to be comforting and nurturing, and I accept those gifts just as she accepts those gifts I offer her."

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donco6

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:20 PM
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6. Oh come on, that guy's got a boner the whole time.

Too bad it's teeny tiny.

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_dynamicdems

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:24 PM
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7. Holy crap. I'm speechless.

:wow:

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Tangerine LaBamba

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:29 PM
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8. I am convinced that this is what Mark Sanford

Edited on Sun Aug-16-09 10:39 PM by Tangerine LaBamba

was into - only he was the one getting spanked.

Topping from the bottom, that's what Mark's all about. He just reeks of it.

Those fundies. They have the best way of jazzing up their filthy sexual desires, don't they?

When I saw the title, I just assumed it was about new and better ways for the guys to whack off.

Well, that, too. After the spanking...................................

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johnaries

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:31 PM
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9. Bookmarked.

:evilgrin:

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Union Yes

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Sun Aug-16-09 10:41 PM
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10. If that don't work, try foot tapping.

:silly:

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