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scheming daemons

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Mon Aug-17-09 12:30 PM
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Funny story

Edited on Mon Aug-17-09 12:30 PM by scheming daemons

Yesterday, I was driving to a water park with my wife and a van full of 9-year-olds ("party" for our daughter's birthday).

Somehow, the conversation in the back of the van among the kids drifted toward heart transplants (one of the girl's grandfather just had one and the little girl was talking about her pappy's new heart).

This is when my daughter piped up, quite proudly, "My mommy is an orgasm donor. It says so on her license."

I nearly ran the van off the road I was laughing so hard. My daughter asked my wife why we were laughing so hard and my wife told her she'd tell her in about 5 years.

---just to lighten the mood around here a little.

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Epiphany4z

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Mon Aug-17-09 12:34 PM
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1. lmao...don't just love

when that stuff happens...to funny

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sinkingfeeling

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Mon Aug-17-09 12:46 PM
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2. Love it!

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madmax

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Mon Aug-17-09 12:46 PM
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3. That was VERY funny!!

'Kids say the darndest things.' Art Linkletter

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damntexdem

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Mon Aug-17-09 01:08 PM
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4. Great idea! But what organization is going to be in charge?

I mean, the DMV just doesn't seem very appropriate, now does it?

;-)

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proteus_lives

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Mon Aug-17-09 01:16 PM
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5. I'd have reacted the same way!

Oh damn, :rofl:

Thanks for that story.

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Motown_Johnny

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Mon Aug-17-09 01:48 PM
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6. if her license says that I am willing to bet she never gets a ticket

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Mythsaje

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Mon Aug-17-09 04:39 PM
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7. Who among us is not a proud orgasm donor? :) n/t

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ljm2002

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Mon Aug-17-09 05:25 PM
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8. OMG that's funny!

Thanks for sharing!

K&R

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