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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 09:56 PM
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Tom DeLay is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. What'll he be doin?
The funky chickenhawk?
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Lifelong Protester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 09:57 PM
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1. Uncle Leo??
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 09:59 PM
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2. Texas two step,
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:06 PM
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3. I'm concerned for his partner
How the hell do they expect her to hold on to a guy that slimy ... and toxic!
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:09 PM
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4. The "Jerk."
That dance suits him perfectly.
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:42 PM
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12. winner
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:13 PM
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5. The Stanky Leg, probably
is this a show where viewers can vote a couple OFF ?? lets hope.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:15 PM
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6. The real Tom Delay died years ago while fumigating a basement
The fumes that killed him caused a cockroach to mutate and grow to human size and mimic his face. It later ran for Congress. That giant cockroach has two extra legs it hides in its clothing that it can call upon for some fancy dance steps.
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:17 PM
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7. The Stinkbug


Crooked shit-for-brains
is another one he knows.
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:17 PM
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8. Well he's a pro with spin
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:25 PM
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9. Stealing money and cheating.
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pdxmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:26 PM
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10. Getting voted off the first week. N/T
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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 11:04 PM
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16. would be funny if progressives called in en masse
and got him canned on day one
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:30 PM
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11. He'll be doing the Elected Sleeze, I think...
Slips in, re-draws the judges districts, slips some money under the table as he lifts up his pointy cowboy boots with the bug stains, rips out a fart, stinks up the joint, then ....


.... slips back under his greasy rock with the other cockroaches.
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:44 PM
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13. Coming out of the closet?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 10:47 PM
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14. The Watusi
http://www.zefrank.com/indexdance.html
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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 11:03 PM
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15. The protectin' Marianas sweatshops shuffle
.
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-17-09 11:11 PM
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17. Cabbage Patch. C'mon, you know that's gonna be there.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 12:00 AM
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18. Jailhouse Rock?
Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 12:01 AM by bumblebee1
Maybe not. DWTS does not allow the use of a wooden chair for a partner. Seeing Tom Delay in jailhouse stripes would be something. Stripes would be old fashioned; perhapa jail or prison orange.
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