Gay Sex Causes Swine Flu So says the Malaysian government’s official news agency

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 (Bernama) -- Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.

The former associate professor of ecology at Universiti Malaya has authored several books on complementary therapy called, 'Ecological Healing System'.

Dr Palaniappan said his 33 years of research had shown that high acidity in the body resulted in loss of immunity, thus making people more susceptible to viral diseases like Influenza A (H1N1).

Hence, to prevent acidity, it was essential to consume alkaline food and drinks that could neutralise excess acid in the body.

Dr Palaniappan recommends coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of H1N1.

http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=431369

Wow, a "complementary therapist" who is full of shit? What are the chances?

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What kind of fuckery is this?

but hell.. Masturbation will give me swine flu? Somebody always has to spoil the fun!:shrug:

Fuck that shit. I'd rather die of swine flu. :7

Along with catching swine flu, masturbation will make you go blind!

Avoiding masturbation

Remember the good old days when it only made you go blind... and grow hair on your palms? :evilgrin:

He sounds like a bit of a swine.

Sounds like a win! :evilgrin:

all masturbating, huh?

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Evidently they're spreading to other places. I wonder if total lunacy is caused by a virus.