Save Glenn Beck petition getting swamped by snarky lefties

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From Wonkette:

http://wonkette.com/410560/exciting-new-glenn-beck-petition-will-heal-america



Okay, there goes the morning productivity! There’s a new SAVE GLENN BECK petition with, apparently, the same 2,200 Fox News viewers who figured out how to post something from the ‘puter. Go spread the true message of Democracy/Horror, and laugh at the (currently) visible signatures/messages, until this one gets eated, too.

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yep, that's our Glenn

From Waldo the Talking Seal: "Glenn Beck is a human dildo and his show has the flavor of a crap sandwich. Beck has a giant baby-head, filled with baby poop. Which leaks onto his bulbous baby cheeks and his cavernous baby mouth. Evil baby. If you like this man, you are the reason for downfall of western civilization."

Kinda poetic! :rofl:

just because it made me spit my coffee !

I suppor Glenn, he is good at telling me stuff liek how the US CORPORATIONS is really running THE WHOLE SHOW. I donot support IUS CORPOS anymore becuse ov him. I miss him now becase he is on vacation, and I have no body to listen to on teh radio. Also Glenn Beck is good at ,and he is very funny, the LIEBERALS donot understan his humor they judt DON"T GET IT! Thisi s the day we RISE UP! OBLAHMA has woken up the SLEEPING GIANT and also I suppor Beck he is orgazing 912 project and Im going to start orgizing too OBLAHMA HAS WOKEN THE SKEEPING GIATN! We will not be told to shut up, we will fight the enmies, we will fight for AMerica valuse Also I suppor Sean Hannity I have been hanitiziedl And I will ONLY buy my products from th ecompanies that support them. AlsoI supp

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http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/SupportGlennBeck-BreakTheBoycott/signatures.html

I left an "appropriate" message.


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"3801 Anonymous Glen is the best thing to come out of Washington State since Ted Bundy."

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HI EF!!!

I put lucriziaborgia@yahoo.com for my post about poisoning.

OK, I really have work to do today - so I'm going to have to take a little break from supporting Glenn.

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Bwahahahahaha!

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"I know that Beck is a GOOD CHRISTIAN WARRIOR. I know this because I often polish his Roman War helment. And his Truck Nutz."

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"I believe in Glenn Beck and he is the center of my life. The family is sacred. The Manson family."

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I have work to do but can't get away from that!

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Truck Nutz!!

From Dick Hunter: "I love Glenn Beck with all the strong lusty love one man can have for another, slightly stupider, man."

"Glen Beck and I have decided that the fate of conservatism is in peril and we must therefore mate and create a super-conservative which feeds on the blood of the gays, except for Barney Frank because he has too many wrinkles."

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I strongly support Mr. Beck in his atempts to expose the Eye-Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three). As a former Scholar of the World in World Management at Rice University I believe that Glen is highly desirable for the dissemination of critical information for the American voters.

Hilarious.

Johnny Friendly. :rofl:

These people don't think things through, do they?

It doesn't matter anyways. This petition is now officially a joke.

"Thank you all for signing this petition in support of Glenn Beck. Your names and IP addresses have been noted and entered into our database, and a contingent of United Nations troops will soon be dispatched to your homes. Each citizen is required to bring to the FEMA death camp...er, re-education center...one (1) small gym bag containing ONLY the following items: 1 tube of KY Jelly, 1 jar of Tiger Balm, 1 pair of sheer nylon pantyhose, 1 extra pair of white cotton briefs, 1 jar of Nutella, and 1 standard-size 60-watt light bulb. Your copies of Mein Kampf, Das Kapital, and Dreams From My Father will be issued to you upon your arrival at your assigned re-education center. Please await pick-up on your front steps. Do not shoot the UN troops, as that will only make them mad."

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"i need to rub myself up against you magical underwear of +3 crazy. pls save me from the socialist-cumunist-anarchist-muslim-nazi obama admin before they make us all have mandatory gay-marriage-abortion-death panels."

These freeper clowns are absolutely lost without Spell Check. Some clown just said he was a retired infRantry officer.

If he spent a career in the infantry the least he could have done was to learn how to spell it.

Most likely he was just another freep troll using Mommy's computer.


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Go to Page 73 and Post #3635. It's still there.

But don't realize that a private company can dictate what they want their representatives to say. Yes, you have the freedom of speech in public, but your tv station can give you the boot for saying things contrary to the message they want to put across.

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the Comments section is down.

I got time...................

Nice site, but not the one this thread is about.

Thanks ..............