A three-fer for Coulter??? . . . See if you can't give her a CAPTION worth her worthlessness..

skip fox

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:04 AM
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A three-fer for Coulter??? . . . See if you can't give her a CAPTION worth her worthlessness..

Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 11:08 AM by skip fox

Ann is saying: "I was a solitary child, . . . so while I was growing up, one of my favorite games was playing patty-cake with ghosts. . . . I even had an imaginary family of them. . . . I guess you might say I was getting ready for the future."

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skip fox

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:13 AM
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1. Ann is saying:

Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 11:25 AM by skip fox

"Then once in third grade, after I'd insulted him good, Billy Anderson said to me, 'You can catch more flies with honey.' So I looked at him straight and said (real soft), 'with a corpse.' And when he said 'Huh?,' I made my face hard as advancing truck and spoke up, 'You can catch more flies with a corpse, stupid!!!' I don't care if I had to go see the principle. . . . After that day the little shit would never look me in the eye again. . . . You bet, it was worth it!"

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:14 AM
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2. "no, no, no more, please - I can't service all you teabaggers in one night"

"Call me in the morning"

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Cleita

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:16 AM
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3. Patty cake with ghosts prepared her for her future?

Throw a net over her and get her some help for her schizophrenia. She reminds me of a preying mantis in that picture.

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skip fox

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:18 AM
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4. I reckon she'll be happiest when she's dead. (Which is way in the background of what I meant.)

Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 11:23 AM by skip fox

(To borrow from Huck.)

But (more in the foreground) . . . ghosts are insubstantial . . . of no true consequence . . . of single dimension . . . animate only in paucity . . . etc. Doesn't that describe many of her fellow travelers today? Hannity? Rush? O'Reilly? Beck?

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Buzz Clik

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:21 AM
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5. "..." (no quote possible -- she's doing the "glass wall" mime routine)

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skip fox

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:36 AM
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6. Come on, DU, give us a CAPTION!! Get it up for Ann.

God knows no one's gotten it up for her before.

(Can you imagine the loon who would find this entire package attractive?)

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skip fox

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Tue Aug-18-09 11:47 AM
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7. "When I was about seven, I made a vow that I would only eat if I

could think of something nice to say to someone or have a wholesome thought."

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