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rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:19 PM
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Im Going to Rent a Porn Flix

Not really.


....I need to escape all this health care talk......I have had a stressful 10 days and listening to this even on KO makes my blood pressure climb and truthfully I have felt flighty all day and I had the day off.

........Looks like Im going to be a 1st Time Grandpa in the next few hours....the daughter is dilated to a 9 and I am out of town on BIZ and my wife is 1800 mile from our daughter and cant be there.

Wew.....what to watch....more stress
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:22 PM
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1. Congratulations Grandpa !!!
:toast::woohoo::toast:

:party:

:hi:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:24 PM
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2. Nine point five seconds after you start the porno, you;ll be nice and relaxed
and prolly have lowered your blood pressure.

Having the sound off helps.

Or so grantcart told me.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:08 PM
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13. I only told you that so that you would stop with obscene phone calls
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:13 PM
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14. I understand they worked pretty well...I hear you drool every time the phone rings
now........
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Cetacea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:25 PM
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3. Congrats. Rent something that is pure escapism.
and non-political!
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:26 PM
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4. Congratulations! Hugs to your daughter, the new grandkid, and your wife!!
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PoiBoy Donating Member (842 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:26 PM
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5. yes...!!! congratulations grandpa..!!
grandkids are extra special IMO...

hope all goes well for you and your family...!


:hi:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:26 PM
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6. I think the Fox network
has a two hour OctoMom special on.

Or maybe that's tomorrow................
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:26 PM
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7. Go take a walk
Find a local park near water. Get some fresh air.

The world will find you if it needs to.

And when you get home, your Grandkid will be waiting for you.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:31 PM
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8. Someday your grandchild will ask you
What were you doing when I was born? LOL Congrats.
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:38 PM
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11. Nah, he/she will ask - what did you buy me ;) n/t
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:31 PM
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9. Watch something fun with a nice kid in it - like "Monsters Inc"
Edited on Wed Aug-19-09 07:33 PM by csziggy
Or maybe "Ice Age" or one of the sequels.

Not much thought needed, laughs, enough drama to tense you up with a release at the end. And kids cute enough to make even a non-kid lover like me to go "Awwwww"!

Forgot to add:
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 07:37 PM
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10. Congratulations Grampa
:party: :bounce: :toast: :drink:


Have a little wine or a beer put your feet up. Call the wife, take a bubble bath. Sing oldies. Relax, this shit will play out and nothing you do now will change. But, I know what your saying. I've been manic all week. :hug: Let us know about the baby.
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customerserviceguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 08:23 PM
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12. Show me a man who views pornography on the job...
and I'll show you a man who's hard at work.
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 10:16 PM
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15. I have been playing Uno with the kids, watching Monsterquest on the History Channel
Edited on Wed Aug-19-09 10:17 PM by Jennicut
and downloading pics of the family to relieve stress. Sometimes we all need a break from politics...even with pornos. LOL.
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