Bill Hicks Perfectly Describes Rush Limbaugh

For those who didn't get the reference made by Keith.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk (very VERY VERY NSFW)

However, I've said much the same thing about Karl Rove.

He's the one I could always see in that position.

As best as you can... thanks!

I was a liberal. The freeper types on that particular board don't have very good arguments, so they just usually resort to asshole, shithead, stuff like that, but this guy took it too far, so I used Bill Hicks, with proper attribute, and replaced Rush with his board name and used the modified routine.

I was banned for a week, and I think he's permanently banned, but I don't care.

My modified version was:

Doesn’t Rush remind you of one of those gay guys that likes to lie in a tub and have other gay guys pee on him?

Can’t you see it?

His tubby self lying back as Cheney, Hannity and Glen Beck start letting loose after a 6 pack each. He’s trying to get hard, grabbing his prick with 2 fingers and pumping madly to no avail.

‘Cheney pee in my mouth!’

Nothing happens.

Finally Barbara Bush walks up, pulls her support hose down, her wrinkled flaccid labia unfolds halfway to her knees. She squats, shoves her pearls up his ass.

‘Ugh’.

She forces out an oatmeal filled turd into his mouth, finally Rush gets semi hard and a bubble forms at the end of his dick with a maggot inside. The bubble pops, the maggot scurries away and joins a pro-life group.

Am I the only one that sees this?

Speaking of Satan…I was listening to Rush Limbaugh the other day *pause for cheering, clapping, and a boo* didn’t Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes in lay a tub while other men pee on him? Doesn’t he? Am I the only one?

Can’t you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush just *Hicks making peeing noises*, just stand around pissin’ on him, his little piggly wiggly dick can’t get hard?

*Hicks as Rush Limbaugh*: “Uhh! I can’t get hard! Reagan, pee in my mouth!”

*Doing a Reagan impersonation with the emphasis on the "Well" like Rich Little and Johnny Carson used to do*: “Well, how’s that, Rush?”

Still can’t get hard, so they call in Barbara Bush; she takes her pearls off, puts them up his ass, then squats over him, undoes her girdle, her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum,

*As Barbara* “Uhhhnn! Uhhhnn! Uhhhhhhhnn!”

She squeezes out a link into his mouth–finally his dick gets half hard.

*As Rush in horrid, groaning ecstasy* “Uhhhh-ohhhohhh!”

A little clear bubble forms on the end, with a maggot inside, the maggot pops the bubble, runs off and joins a pro-life group somewhere– Am I the only one who sees that, or…I’m not? Oh. Thank God I’m not alone. Thank God I had the insight to notice Rush Limbaugh is a scat-muncher. He munches scaaat.

*Bill Hicks chuckles.*

*Bill in a voice I assume is speaking for the thoughts of the audience*: “Jesus, Bill!”

I’m so proud of that little dark poetry there. It started I came up with the word “scat-muncher” it went from there and I just immediately thought of Rush.

I was screeching. Bill Hicks is my fave. I love his bit about being in AA . . . after having been on an alien space ship.

:rofl: