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arcos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:37 PM
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Levi Johnston Offered $25K to Play...with Himself!
Edited on Wed Aug-19-09 11:38 PM by arcos
Levi Johnston Offered $25K to Play...with Himself!

StraightCollegeMen.com has extended an offer to Levi Johnston following his statement that he'd pose nude if the price were right. At five times the normal going rate for a couple hours of playtime, Levi could walk away with $25,000:


"Having seen your recent interview where you said you'd consider posing nude for the right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to participate in a solo jerk off video.


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http://www.ethansays.com/2009/08/levi-johnston-offered-25k-to-playwith-himself.html (link is SFW, but it does have a few ads with shirtless guys :))

Open Letter to Levi Johnston
http://www.levinaked.com/
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:40 PM
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1. So I assume he's got an agent?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:03 AM
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9. he doesn't need an agent, he just needs a...
but an agent is a good idea. :think:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:52 PM
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17. Agents help lubricate, the, er, process.
You know, of making film deals and such.
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:28 PM
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14. A new euphemism? nt
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Colobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:41 PM
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2. Speechless... although being the attention whore he is, he might do it.
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GReedDiamond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:49 PM
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3. As Levi's agent...
Edited on Wed Aug-19-09 11:54 PM by GReedDiamond
...which, by the way, I am not, Levi will:

1) Pose "nude" but with no Levi exposed genitalia, for $25,000.00

2) Expose Levi's Palin family-member impregnating genitalia, $100,000.00

3) Solo Levi jerk off, $500,000.00

4) Pay Levi to go away for at least 25 years, $25,000,000.00

Edited for clarity.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:52 PM
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4. 5) marry the mother of my baby
priceless :evilgrin:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-19-09 11:56 PM
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5. Goddammit, how come no one ever offered to pay ME to do what
comes as natural as farting???
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:26 PM
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13. tell you what, I'll pull your finger if you post a video of yourself jerking off....
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 08:49 PM
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18. I jerk off here all the time.
Maybe I should start announcing the times, serve popcorn.

Maybe you could join in, we could have an equal opportunity circle jerk.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:04 AM
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19. okay, but won't the popcorn make our hands kind of greasy?
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:13 AM
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20. And that would be a problem
How?

Sheese!

-Hoot
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:19 AM
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6. Simon Rex of MTV made several gay porn videos
He was sure sorry when they surfaced after landing a job at MTV.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:41 AM
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7. As these things go, I suppose it's far more benign than blowing wolves out
of the woods like his almost-was mother-in-law.

In any case, are these people a class act, or what?
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windbreeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 12:58 AM
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8. I give my permission for him to do this.....ONLY IF...
he guarantees that some of the trickle down from his actions will stick to Ms.Palin...wb
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:04 AM
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10. how much are they offering him to blow wolves?
:shrug:
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windbreeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:20 PM
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11. ROFLMAO....because the same question entered my mind...n/t
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:22 PM
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12. Don't do it Levi! Approach MTV instead. Or VH1
I know the quick cash for something you do often is very tempting.
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Bolo Boffin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:29 PM
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15. He's got Kathy Griffin on speed-dial - SCM thinks he's going to jump for $25K?
Silly porn site.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:47 PM
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16. Levi Johnston is doing everything he can to get a reality show and get into show bizz
and he is stuck on himself. I find him annoying.
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