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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:07 PM
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My Belle, Michele, needs a . . . CAPTION!!!!!!
Edited on Thu Aug-20-09 01:11 PM by skip fox


Palin-wantabe, Michele Bachmann is saying, "Actually government-run health care is unconstitutional, Sean. It's like eating pork if you're Jewish, or like making a Muslim eat with a fork, or like giving a vampire a crucifix for Christmas. . . . Geez, vampires don't even celebrate Christmas. . . . Everybody knows that . . . They're anti-Christmas . . . . Liberals can't think straight. . . . They're just screwy!!!"
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:09 PM
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1. Dumbbell
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:12 PM
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2. "or like making a Muslim eat with a fork"
????????????
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:15 PM
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7. It's a joke (about how blind/prejudiced she is).
I was going to have something more racial, but wanted it 1/2 believable.

(Captions at DU have traditionally channeled the essence of a person. I.e., they're satire.)
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spartan61 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:12 PM
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3. Was she born stupid or did she take stupid lessons?
Actually I think she was born stupid AND took stupid lessons to enhance her stupidity.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:14 PM
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4. You don't get that stupid by taking lessons. It's a trait you're born with. n/t
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:14 PM
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5. "I'm just here to make Glenn Beck look sane"
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:15 PM
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6. "I just sharted"
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:15 PM
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8. "BREAKING: Woman Without A Brain Somehow Keeps Talking"
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:15 PM
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9. goggie and kitteh say...







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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:19 PM
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10. But she actually DID IMPLY that government health care is unconstitutional!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x357100


It's hard to write satire on such a human declivity, but then who said captioning, much less this life, would be easy?
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SPedigrees Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:20 PM
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11. Then I guess roads, schools, the post office, etc are unconstitutional too, yes? nt
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:25 PM
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13. Exactly. Hell, government control of satellites, national parks,
Edited on Thu Aug-20-09 01:26 PM by skip fox
the Secrete Service, assigned parking spaces . . . all of it . . . We got it throw it all out and start over.

That's exactly what her interview with Hannity implied.

Makes you wonder . . . who put the "wack" in "wack-job"?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:22 PM
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12. Michele is saying:
"Sean, I think Obermann gave me a compliment. . . . Do you know what he said when I went on his show? . . . He said that my existence seemed to disprove evolution. . . . Wasn't that nice?"
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1776Forever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:26 PM
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14. Only in America - Even weird misguided lier's can get elected! Example: Empress of Weird!


:silly: :crazy: :eyes: :silly:

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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:31 PM
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15. "I'll talk slowly so you can follow.....
....God hasn't told me yet...ok?"
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:31 PM
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16. Yep, she beats em all!
I actually find her much more entertaining than any of the rest of them.... what comes out of her mouth is actually gut-busting funny to me....she's WAAAYYY out there man... so much that I laugh my ass off whenever I hear her on the telly. And calling her Stoopid is an insult to stupid people! :rofl:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:35 PM
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17. caption hell
She needs a squirrel!!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:40 PM
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18. I.Q. test: Which of the two in the picture above looks interested, aware,
and at least moderately conscious?
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:42 PM
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19. I'll vote Squirrel on this one...
And that's a Canadian squirrel... he has Universal Health Care!:rofl:
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:44 PM
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20. That's brilliant!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Squirrel says: "WTF! How did I wind up here from my home in the Canadian Rockies!"
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:04 PM
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23. Somebody called her "squirrelly" and the squirrel was offended ... justifiably.
:evilgrin:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:16 PM
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24. LOL!!
:spray:
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stuball111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:50 PM
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21. VAMPIRES?????
Man... I love her! The shit that comes out of her mouth is just amazingly entertaining!!!!I am AMAZED at her thought process..Just how does a person like her wind up representing voters? HOW??? I can't understand this! Are there more like her? If so, there is a Reality show out there that needs to be on TV... call it the "Unreality, Reality show"!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 01:57 PM
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22. Actually, the CAPTION is creative . . . but it doesn't pass her stupidity by much.
satire
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-20-09 02:20 PM
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25. _Someone_ is screwy, but it ain't the liberals!
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