Hot-Wire Michele Bachmann with a . . . CAPTION!!!

skip fox

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:10 PM
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Hot-Wire Michele Bachmann with a . . . CAPTION!!!

Edited on Thu Aug-20-09 02:16 PM by skip fox

(Satire alert: CAPTIONS are creative at DU unless otherwise indicated.)

Michele Bachmann is saying, "Actually, Chris, there's a provision on page 845 of
the House's proposed bill that states guillotines will mandatory equipment for
very geriatric doctor. . . . It says, and I quote, ' . . . such doctors will have
proven methods for efficient pain relief on hand at all times.' . . . And what's
more proven than the guillotine??? . . . Heck it goes back decades! . . . You
just wouldn't believe what's in there!!!"

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DJ13

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:11 PM
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1. .... and this is my "Queen Mum" face........

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liberal N proud

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:12 PM
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2. Walt Disney Worlds Haunted Mansion gets a new spook

But it had quickly be removed as it was deemed too scary for adults.

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NYC_SKP

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:16 PM
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3. I can't think of any caption that doesn't include the word, "swallow".

So I'll just kick back here.

:P

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skip fox

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:17 PM
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4. "And there will be S&M kiosks on every street corner, and . . ."

yikes!

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MineralMan

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:18 PM
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5. "Excuse me while I spit in your face....God is telling me to do it."

There's a pill for that Michele!

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skip fox

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:21 PM
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6. " . . . and if you're white and have one too many babies, you'll have to eat it

on national t.v."

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guitar man

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:21 PM
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7. I think I'll make this my new standard

Any time a pic of that dingbat appears here, she's getting the squirrel :D

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skip fox

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:23 PM
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9. (Then she's getting much more than she deserves.)

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Warren DeMontague

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Thu Aug-20-09 02:22 PM
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8. To quote Rodney Dangerfield in "Caddyshack": "The last time I saw a mouth like that,

it had a hook in it"

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applegrove

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Thu Aug-20-09 11:28 PM
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10. Stand back. My eyes are radioactive.

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