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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:27 AM
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“If Stephen Hawking Lived in England”
“If Stephen Hawking Lived in England” and Other Great Points the Left Doesn’t Want You to Know

by Jennifer Epps

Fellow Patriots,

Here are some important things to keep in mind when those blood-suckers from the left try to spread their lies about health care!! Print this out so you can bring it to a town hall.

1.) If Stephen Hawking lived in England, he'd be left to die. Thank God he's safe at the University of Cambridge in Massachusetts.

2.) If the government was capable of ensuring health care for seniors, they would have done it decades ago.

3.) If we didn't have a free enterprise health care system in America, then we would not be able to achieve all those advances in medicine funded by the National Institutes of Health.

4.) When the people of oppressed countries like Canada, Britain, France, Italy, Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Israel, Australia and New Zealand finally get democracy, they can vote out their socialized health care systems.

http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/08/21
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ginnyinWI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:29 AM
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1. love it! k&r nt
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mainer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:31 AM
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2. Alas, too many in this country won't realize it's satire
but brilliant satire!
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:35 AM
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3. Yes! If Stephen Hawking lived in England, he'd be dead! nt
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:56 AM
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6. They don't think he's a brit because he doesn't have that funny accent.
:rofl:
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:58 AM
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7. that's too funny. He'll have to re-program the voice box! nt
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 11:15 AM
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9. Interestingly, he could
He's chosen to go with the one he has for so long simply because he prefers it.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 11:45 AM
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13. A British accent would sound like C3PO and people would probably laugh...
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 11:22 AM
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10. Of course he has a funny accent - you ever hear him talk? It's just not a
British accent.

He sounds like a Venusian, to me.
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 11:25 AM
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12. LOL. Well,
he has A funny accent, just not that funny accent.

:)
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:35 AM
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4. Ha!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 10:38 AM
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5. Hilarious! It'll take the freepturds about as long to recognize that this is satire...
...as it took them to realize that Stephen Colbert is really a Liberal.

:rofl:
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 11:06 AM
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8. I don't want a government bureaucrat to come between me and my doctor
to decide what treatments I receive, because there isn't an insurance company bureaucrat getting between me and my doctor to decide what treatments I will receive right now.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-21-09 11:22 AM
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11. Some conservatard I work with refers to Canadians as "the oppressed people of a 3rd world country"
Yeah...I work with some real fucking boneheads.
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