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Most Conservatives suffer from FNS, or Fox News Syndrome.
FNS occurs when a susceptible person watches Fox News consistently over a relatively long period of time, resulting in the assimilation of so much false information that they reach a tipping point. This tipping point is the point where so much of their belief system becomes based on false information that it renders them no longer capable of distinguishing fantasy from reality.
FNS is a deadly degenerative disease caused by a lethal environmental toxin. More research is necessary in order to determine if there is a genetic predisposition toward FNS.
FNS is right now at epidemic levels, and is the number one pathogen identified in cases of environmentally induced schizophrenia.
Researchers will be releasing a new study on FNS within the next month.
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