After years of speculation, fictional stories, and hoaxes; real life zombies have been discovered

Oh wait, these aren't zombies, are they?

"Is Rep. Trent Franks really considering filing a lawsuit to demand that President Obama release his birth certificate? According to the Mohave Daily News, the answer is yes:

The other main issue dealt with numerous speakers questioning Obama's birth certificate and why there wasn't an investigation into whether he is a naturalized citizen (That investigation was called the popular vote, over 50 million voters thought he was a natural born citizen, so let me translate it for you, "BRAIIIINS"). One woman said a newspaper announcement of his birth in Hawaii was not sufficient (Of course it isn't, "BRAIIIINS"). Another asked how he could have a passport without a birth certificate (And he also said something about "BRAIIIINS" too).

Franks said there was not enough evidence that Obama is not an American citizen. He did say there was a lot of conflicting evidence of Obama's citizenship and that he was considering filing a lawsuit, the only congressman to do so. Franks asked why the president did not simply produce a birth certificate ("BRAIIIINS")."

http://rightwingwatch.org/content/rep-franks-considering-birther-lawsuit

You can debunk them with the truth and you can punk them with fake documents, but these birthers are still birthers at the end of the day.

On second thought, even zombies would have stopped clawing at this issue ages ago.

they are really barking up the wrong tree with this birth certificate game. What matters is whether his mom was an American citizen--and I don't think anyone is denying that a girl from Kansas is an American. Doesn't matter where she gave birth--her child is also an American.